You're there. My fascinating musings. Some cool beans Irish info and links The Prodigals Set List. Some very funny links to keep you busy for days and days and days. You should go. If I like these people, you’ll like them too. Choose Your Own A-Team Adventure! -- whenever I actually finish it. Some other Lorettas. Other than me. Learn about Wicca. Then you'll know about it. See? Sign my guestbook! You might win a prize!... I mean, someday, you might win a prize. In case you’re wondering. E-mail me and I'll write back to you probably that day.


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Tidbits

I have decided to archive the older comments on my home page since I think they confuse people.

Archived stuff that used to be on the home page.




Loretta's Super Nifty Happy Fun Time Website! Woo-hoo! Another fascinating waste of time!

Hi! Welcome! Yay! I'm glad you're here; I have been told that my website "doesn't suck" on a few notable occasions and I hope you concur. May I draw your attention to the menu on your left? It details the wide variety of things you can see on my site.

First off, I recommend going to my Musings section, since I'm always adding new musings and they are frequently of a humorous nature. Irish Stuff is just that. It won't hurt you. Prodigals is the Prodigals set list, a list of songs (and lyrics) that the Prodigals sing -- they're an Irish band I like to go see. Amusing Links are just that. Friend's Pages is where I list other amusing links that I have a personal stake in. I'm still not done with the A-Team Choose Your Adventure and might never be. Lorettas is just a list of other Lorettas I am aware of to whatever degree. Wicca is where you can learn about my personal philosophical stance. And if you don't understand Guest Book, About Me, or E-Mail Me then you are very silly indeed.

The stuff right below what you're reading right now is just random bits and pieces. Since the home page doesn't REALLY need to be updated, don't use it as a measure of when I update the site. But do visit it from time to time since I put stuff here on occasion. Hope that makes sense.

I present: 100% Pure Meat!

Yes, this is me, on the island of Paros, with a weird look on my face because it was extremely bright out. I thought this was just the funniest sign. It was outside the place the girls and I would eat breakfast at every morning. Faboolous.

4/1/04 Here's something to amuse you. One Right Wing to Rule Them All

3/28/03

Support our troops. Don't let them die.

3/26/03

Well hey and a ho and a let's go! As of right this second -- 3:15 pm on March 26 -- there is one month, 18 days, 17 hours, and 30 minutes until my plane lifts off! Not that I am counting in any way shape or form.

Oh, and this is just about the funniest damn thing I ever saw.

12/20/02

Well, um, hi. So I decided to shell out $5 a month to keep my website ad-free. Nifty, huh? Pleasing, I rather think. Oh btw, I have a new apartment and it's nifty. And I'm really rather pleased to be single right now, since I seem to be surrounded by attractive guys. It's all good. Only bad thing is that my darling wonderful Brian from the Prodigals is leaving the band, which makes me sad. It's tragic, really.

6/29/02

Hi. "Life goes on, and so do we. Just how we do it is no mystery." I have a job, and I lost my apartment, and my boyfriend moved away, and I still don't have a cat, but I have a life's purpose -- teaching -- now. Most of the time I'm pretty good at it. I could use a vacation. From what, I'm not sure. Maybe I could move to Hawaii somehow.

By the way...

I did some reading of my site stats and found out all sorts of fascinating things. If any of ya'll are wondering if other people read this stuff, please check out my little expose' on the subject, Other People Do Indeed Read This Stuff.

"Copyright is deemed to exist upon creation." That's copyright law. Anyhoo, if you feel like stealing something from my page, um, don't. It's copyright 2000-2003 Loretta Pontillo, and anyway, it'll give you this sick, sad terrible feeling inside.