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The U.S.S. Whatsit is a PbEM simulation set in the Star Trek universe. Our mission is to seek out dust bunnies in the mess hall and find new and intersting ways to get into and out of trouble.
This sim is rated PG for poor taste and lousy sense of humor. Players are advised to turn off their sanity chip before entering play. The Starfleet Surgeon General warns that excessive keyboard time can stunt your growth and may lead to hair on the palms of the hands (humanoid species only).
| Rank | Name | Position | Race | Gender | Hail |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Command Department | |||||
| Captain | Joseph P Blowhole | Commanding Officer | Asfastashecan | doesitmatter | Hail |
| Commander | Eric Littlebottom | Executive Officer | Human | Notsure | Hail |
| Lieutenant (JG) | Pudah Hammerdown | Helm Officer | Roadrager | absolutlypositive | Hail |
| Engineering Department | |||||
| Lieutenant | Derick Greasemonkey | Chief Engineer | Almost Human | Notsure | Hail |
| Engineering Department | |||||
| Ensign | B. Unsen Burner | Chief Science Officer | ChecktheDNA | Dosntcareanymore | Hail |