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Dan
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    I started this page with the sole intention of Creating something that would help less informed people understand why I do the things that I do. (Actually there were other reasons too but this sounds much nicer) And that, (gasp,) yes, there is a method to my madness.

     There are hundreds of thousands or millions of thoughts that run through my head per day. However they rarely have to do with updating this web page. Bare this in mind when this says the same thing as last month.

     I regret that I am not rich and so cannot afford to make a web site with no ads so you will more than likely experience the aggravation pop-up advetisements.

     I don't like to write about nothing so I'm gonna wrap this up now.
        Todays News
Today's News Headline!
Nothing new happened today.
Technically this is not true but I just wanted to see it written somewhere because so often there must have
some day where nothing happened but they pretend a bunch of stuff is new anyway.
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Red: Dangerously High            
Yellow: Above Average
Blue: Normal/Average              
Green: Desperate LIAR!!!!!     
Dear Reader,

        If you think this is a cruddy site dont't just stand there. Your Americans! Complain! But, more than likely it will be because of total lack of funds. Please donate to this website and help yourselves out. Advertising space is also available to be purchased here. Send all complaints, advertising purchases,  and donations to my email address above.

Thank you!

-DB, Executive Editor
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