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H A P P E N  I N  T H E  N E A R  F U T U R E OR 
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happy new year (2005).
happy new year (2006).

The Czech Art Collective is planning to make a sublime re-appearance (after its OD death and its subsequent mysterious revival and mysterious disappearance; making use of the means supplied by this space continuing to exist and survive on the world wide web. 

The new design will feature: pics instead of low-key windows paint drawings, all produced by the Czech Art Collective.

The Czech Art collective is looking for new mermbers as the old ones died in a rare case of food poisoning (involving ice cream: vanilla and other things).

if you're no spam robot, please continue to express your feelings of gratitude (and related stuff) in the guest book (one word). 

If you ARE a spam robot: away! away!

cheers!



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Happy new year.
Happy newyear.

The Czech Art Collective revived shortly after noon due to abrupt temperature change somewhere near the kitchen/chicken.

The opening reception to the opening reception will be rescheduled some time later this year.


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While driving a car, please avoid the Christmas trees in front of your eyes for your own safety.

A glass that contains mainly water.
A glass that mainly contains water.

Mind the step
.


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The Czech Art Collective: OD on Tea - five dead.

The opening reception will be opened by an other reception some time later this year.

Please stop putting your bikes against my art nouveau facade. I am very sorry if you fail to see the historical importance of Art Nouveau, but that is just the way things are and should be.  No bik
es!

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Notwithstanding our prohibition, The Czech Art Collective have resumed their tea drinking act from now untill Eternity.  Ame
n.

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Nobody switched the light on, so it remained dark all day.

The Czech Art Collective has stopped drinking tea.

Pooh bear is still lost.  Please go out in the woods & look for him.  Pooh bear, if you read this, come back!  The L R P B needs your spiritual guidance in the process of developing its project.

All spelling & grammar errors are errors by mistake.  Nobody should be blamed or sued for the
m.
   

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The Czech Art Collective drinks tea
.

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Miss Spears has confirmed to attend the already notorious L R P B opening reception in Poland on a sunday afternoon in a park near a bench.  According to our source she will be unrecognizably disguised as a Czech farmer.  But this information remains at the moment of writing unconfirmed; there
fore the L R P B board has decided to label it as a "rumour" or "rumor".

Remarks about the "fucked up" alligment need to be directed to www.oocities.org and not to the   L R P B board. 



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The opening reception of L R P B will take place somewhere in Poland on a sunday afternoon in
a park near a bench.  Please bring your own lemonade and cake.  Dinner will be served at 3 PM.No dogs or children allowed.  We are not responsible of food intoxications or of lemonade spots on your tuxedo or cocktail dress.  go hom
e.
back to where you belong