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    Hey I'm Carl, Carl Woods. Some girls call me pootytang, or mananatwa. I'm the bass player from Last Place. I learned bass from Seth Wright. Reese was taught from him too. Anyways, I live in Morrison, Il. I'm 15 years old and my birthday is june 1st. I am infatuated with ladies....... In fact if I come home from school and there isn't at least 5 girls waiting for me there, I'm at the wrong house. Some would call me the pimp of Last Place. I am tall, dark, and hansome. But on a lighter note, my band is really good and I can't wait to make it big someday.
     It all started on a warm summer day, the grass was green and the wind blew in my face like an extremely hott girl blowing on my ear. The trees looked like giant broccolli sprouts and they looked almost edible. LoL I came over to Petes house for our first practice ever as a band. When I got there David and Pete were already downstairs in his basement waiting for me to show. We got to work right away and played our first song and it was called "Rushed". We didn't have a singer at the time but we still thought we were Slipknot! not really! I busted out some P. Roach on the bass and David and Pete thought I was Ted Nugent!
     Anyways we kicked David out and started a new band called Don Rever. Then Don Rever quit the band (he played harmonica) and we broke up forming the band Last Place. Then our guitar player Justin Cramer Died in a horrible firey plane crash of the coast of Burmuda.... farewell my love! Then we got Reese in our band and he rocks, despite the fact that he is open about his homosexuality! Well a girl just knocked o my door! I'll see you catz later!