Last Journey
9. We are All the Children of One Mother
The bus was leaning
suspiciously to one side so I kicked the two right rear tires and sure enough, the inner
one was flat. Since we hadnt yet had time to repair the one that went flat in
Crookston we had no spare. They were doubles and the outside tire seemed to be holding up
all right so we drove carefully into Lake Preston; however in doing that I totally ruined
the tire which might otherwise have needed only a simple repair.
So we were suddenly in
the market for used tires. An odd thing about those large-sized used truck tires is that
most places sell them for high prices, like over fifty dollars, even if they barely have
any tread left. And recaps arent cheap either; they cost almost the same as new
ones.
Some of my distant
relatives have large farms near Lake Preston and I wondered if theyd have any old
tires my size they might give me. 800x20 is a
common size for farm trucks. We drove out to Wendel Nelsons farm and stood around
chatting with him and his son. From the looks on their faces Id say they didnt
quite know what to make of having a hippy for a relative. And the Bike Bus probably
appeared to him to be something out of a really weird dream. His farm seemed strange to me
too with sixteen hundred steers standing around knee-deep in a slimy mixture of mud and
manure and not a blade of grass in sight. But blood is thicker than water and we had a
good visit. Wendal had a good used tire for us too. We thanked him and took it back to
Lake Preston to get it mounted.
I returned to the
place that had fixed the manifold gasket earlier. The gasket was still leaking slightly in
spite of all the bolt tightening I had done; it was sucking air and sapping power. I told
them about the studs being so loose that it appeared they had not been properly tightened
to begin with. They looked at the gasket and concluded it was ruined again. Theyre
only made to be tightened-down once. They said theyd put on a new gasket at no
charge the following day as they had to order the parts.
We couldnt drive
far in our condition so we parked for the night at the ancient little park. In the morning
we were surprised to discover that the other rear tire on the same side was flat too! So
now we needed two tires! They patched one of the leaks and mounted the used tire wed
got from Wendal (which also required a patch) and I bought one new tire for $125. The bill
totaled $194. They also put on the gasket.
Tom and Carol Nelson
invited us to come to their farm for a home-cooked meal. We parked the Bike Bus beside the
barn. It looked serene sitting there and I took some photos.
I introduced Carol and
Tom to Steps. Hes such an impressive character, with his jet black mane of hair and
his piercing hawk-like eyes, not to mention his kindness and dignity. They liked him right
off and he liked them, too.
Carol offered to wash
all our dirty clothes and told us to feel free to use the shower. We laughed. What? Get
rid of all this dirt? Thered be nothing left
of us!
.
Steps came out of the
shower looking reborn, grinning ear to ear and combing out his tangles. Ellies turn
came next and she came out fresh and smiley too, wearing a clean dress. I alone hung back
and watched with suspicion: Was this all just a cruel, devious plot to turn us into
Lutherans? Uff da! We ate outside on a table with a clean tablecloth, clean dishes and
silverware, delicious food. Such amenities were so rare for us. There was even desert.
Wow.
After we ate, Tom and
his little daughter went out to feed the foxes and Steps and I tagged along. He had about
fifty silver foxes, each in its own cage. He raised them for their fur. The poor creatures
looked angry. He reminded me they were wild animals, not domestic. Id have thought
that any creature raised by the hand of man would becould begentled, tamed.
But as he fed them he stressed to me that they would think nothing about biting off one of
my fingers. I took a few photos. The foxes had
large round crazy eyes. They paced back and forth in the cages quickly, and never took
their eyes off us. They hated us.
This was the second
time I had seen them and I kept thinking how they were born in those cages and lived their
entire lives surrounded by wire mesh suspended twenty-four inches above the ground, and
how their paws did not ever even once in their lives touch the mother earth. Never once
did they run at full stride. Never once did they know what it was like to be free and
alive. For me, the image of the caged foxes was a deeply haunting one.
Steps dark
Indian eyes looked upon the poor creatures somberly. Later
in the privacy of the Bike Bus Steps confided to me that he couldnt understand why
anyone could do that to wild animals. He said it was one more proof that the white
mens world was fucked from its core. He went
on to say that if an Indian wanted a foxs fur he would shoot it in its wild state.
An Indian would have too much respect for any living creature to mistreat it so cruelly.
Respect for the Earth and for the spirit of the Creator manifested in all living things
was as much a part of an Indians psychology as the air he breathed. How had the
white man evolved to become so bereft of wisdom?
Steps asked me for
some money. I knew if I gave him money hed use it to get drunk. He said he just
needed it for expenses, not for booze. I gave him $20.
I hadnt had a
chance to say anything to Tom and Carol about Steps and booze and before I knew it
theyd brought out beer. Ellie and I sat around with them and drank a beer and then
we retired for the night. Steps remained
sitting and drinking with Tom for several hours and got considerably drunk. When he
finally came into the bus to get his bedroll he was irritable and unfriendly. He said:
Yeah,
I know what youre thinking. You think I shouldnt drink. Well, Fuck you! You
aint my mother. If I want to drink, Im gonna drink. And what the hell you
gonna do about it? Nothing. I fuckin slave for you cleaning this bus and you gripe
about giving me twenty lousy dollars. Fuck you, RomTom.
He went on like that
for five minutes. He was in a foul and dangerous mood. He took his bedroll outside and
rolled it out on the grass.
The next morning he
was conciliatory and I shrugged the whole thing off, but I tried to tell him Id
prefer that he didnt drink anymore on the trip. He said he understood what I was
saying.
We stayed with Tom and
Carol Nelson and their two children for two days. I fixed up a little bicycle for their
young daughter. She was thrilled. I also repaired Carols old bike and made it run
like new.
Tom told us that several
other families of relatives in the area wanted to throw a picnic for us in the Lake
Preston Park on Sunday. Steps and I both were thinking the same thing; that it would be
really strange for old road hippies like us, coming straight from a nudist, pot-smoking
We left Tom and
Carols farm fairly early the next morning and drove into Lake Preston. I parked the
Bike Bus in a prominent spot in the park where it could be seen and appreciated. Wed
given the bus a good cleaning and it looked real good inside and out. Before long carloads
of relatives began arriving and unloading picnic baskets and table cloths - and jars of
homemade jams and pickles. Relatives we hadnt yet met introduced themselves. There
were Lees and Nelsons and Thompsons and some others whom I have forgotten. |
They were all farm folk and they sure knew how to cook. What was common ordinary fare for
them was a feast for us. Steps filled his plate at least three times. Me too. We laughed
about it. Steps and I were getting to be good friends, all in all. And so we spent the
warm summer day at those picnic tables listening to their old stories about people who had
died decades ago and telling about our own adventures in the Bike Bus and about the
Rainbow Gathering, which was totally beyond their comprehension, just as stories about the
Bike Bus would have been if it hadnt been parked right there in front of their eyes.
Seeing is believing. |
I did a little videoing at the picnic and took some photos. Even Ellie seemed to be having
a good time. I think she was dazzled by the genteel spirit of these country folk. We both
were. Oh yeah, Steps was too. He told me so.
After the picnic we
drove the Bike Bus to see the nearby house my great-grandfather Torsten Uglem had built
and lived in back in the twenties and thirties. I knocked on the door and met the owners.
They gave me a tour. The place had high ceilings and tall cabinets. It was well-built,
this handiwork of my ancestor. I could feel his spirit. He died in 1940, many years before
I was born. I wish Id known him.
***
We rolled out of Lake
Preston heading west on 14 which eventually turned into highway 34. The road led onto the
Creek Indian reservation where there was one main town. Fort Thompson.
I was hoping to park
there and make some money repairing and selling bikes. We found a cafe with a wide parking
area and met the owner, an Indian woman. She said we could set up in her parking lot.
But the reservation
was pretty impoverished. We didnt get much bike business. The lady store owner told
us if we came back at the beginning of the month when everyone got their government checks
wed have better luck, but that was a week away.
Steps picked up a
couple six-packs which he drank openly, defiantly, in the bus. At first he kept his cool
and I let it go but by the time they were empty he was not charming anymore -- his temper
flared and I was the object of his scorn.
He drank until late in
the night, sitting in the forward portion of the bus, ranting and cursing loudly. Ellie
and I could not sleep with that going on but we feined sleep to keep from having to
interact with him and through half-closed eyes we watched him stumble around drunkenly and
throw things in the shadows. He had us quite frightened as he directed most of his
vituperations in our direction. As volatile as he was we dared not say a word. Finally he
rolled out his bedroll on the floor and slept.
In the morning he
wanted to sleep late. When I tried to carefully step over him to go outside he awoke and
blew up in anger. I let him fume and didnt provoke him further with a reply. What I
had to say would wait until he was sober and human again. I was sure getting tired of the
monster side of his personality. The night before he had threatened violence more than
once and it began to look inevitable if his drinking continued. What a fun vacation!
The lady in the cafe
wasnt getting much business either but she was a happy person and she had her
daughter and friends to keep her company during the days. The cafe was a new endeavor for
her and she didnt know if it would succeed. She had some personal belongings for
sale on a table. I was surprised to see a camcorder among them very similar to my own,
only not quite as deluxe. She wanted $400, a real bargain.
I thought I would like
to have a spare camcorder so we got to talking. She had two bikes that needed total
overhauls. One of them was a fairly nice English Raleigh. Both bikes needed parts too,
deraillers and chains and cables. So, I did $200 worth of bike repair for her and gave her
$300 cash and she gave me the RCA camcorder. I made sure I got a bill of sale and a serial
number, knowing full well how things are on Indian reservations.
The $300 was a real
bite out of the money wed need for the trip but on the other side of the figures I
made a hundred dollars during the three days we spent in that place fixing and selling
bikes and I figured I could stop and fix enough bikes as we traveled to make up for the
extravagance. The camcorder looked brand new and it worked great...
We prepared to leave.
The last customer paid his bill and Steps watched me count the money I had made and asked
me how much of it was his share? He was serious. I was providing him with a free ride to
the West Coast and feeding him and giving him spending money when he needed it and all he
was doing was sweeping out the bus occasionally. He didnt know how to fix bikes.
Once in a while he tightened a fender bolt for me if he was bored and needed something to
do or he polished the rust off a chrome wheel. Apparently he figured he deserved half the
profits of my bike repairs and sales just because he was there too.
And he eyed the new
camcorder evilly. He scoffed:
Just what you
needanother camcorder!
I began to worry that
he would abscond in the middle of the night with everything of value that he could carry.
I kept both camcorders locked up in the back of the bus and anything else of value too. I
even hid the majority of our remaining moneyabout three hundred dollarsand led
him to believe we had only a hundred bucks left for the trip.
He eyed me
suspiciously and said he knew I was rich and had lots of money, and that I was greedy and
selfish. Whew! Its a hard thing when you have an Indian friend whose beautiful
personality turns to shit when he drinks...
We left the Creek
reservation and headed south dropping down to hwy 18 where we turned west again. Directly
ahead was the Rosebud reservation and the Pine Ridge Reservation and Wounded Knee.
But the road was hilly
and there was quite a bit of construction so the going was slow. Night fell and I tried to
keep on driving but suddenly I started getting very tired. I could hardly keep awake. We
looked for some place to pull over but it was so dark it was real hard to see anything to
the right or left of the headlights. We couldnt find a spot to park and so we went
on and on like that, mile after mile.
The road was going
upwards for some real long stretches, second gear situations; sometimes first gear. And
then thered be a long down hill stretch and then another eight or ten mile uphill
gradereal slow moving in the dark.
Sometimes wed
see we were passing a place where we might park but it was too late and we couldnt
find anywhere to turn around so we had to keep going. And I was getting more and more
tired with each miles. Steps sat beside me talking to me to help keep me awake. He was
pretty much his normal self again and I was in the process of forgiving him in my heart.
But that was secondary
now. This crazy, narrow, highway full of temporary highway deviders, and blinking yellow
reflectors was scary. And I was so tired I was
yawning huge yawns -- and my brain was trying to conk out. I had the wing window wide open
to aim cold air in my face and I was chewing on bread which always helps me stay awake for
some reason. Anything to stay alert...
Just when I thought
things couldnt get any worse we came to a terrible area of highway construction on
an uphill grade. They were repaving the road and traffic was rerouted onto a bumpy gravel
roadbed, very narrow. The bumps were awful. And the construction went on and on and on!
Mostly it was uphill and there was no place to turn off. We just had to keep going. There
wasnt hardly any traffic either way and it soon became obvious that we could avoid
the gravel and the bumps if we crossed over and drove in the lane reserved for vehicles
headed east, which was just fine as long as no one was coming towards us in that lane. But
there were a lot of curves and hills and it was dark and if anyone was speeding at us from
up ahead he might be in for a surprise. As slow as we were moving, we would need some time
to get out of the way. So we were on the edge of our seats straining our eyes to look
ahead for any sign of oncoming lights. And man oh man! All I wanted to do was see some
sort of side road where I could pull off and go to sleep.
The long uphill grade
seemed to go on forever. The engine was balking at all the abuse, straining and backfiring
sometimes. I wondered if the radiator needed water. One more worry... So tired. So tired.
Steps and I both got
excited as we finally came to the top and we saw residential houses off to the left side
of the road. Whoopy! Wed park there for the night. We strained our eyes to locate
the road into that tract. All of a sudden, there it was! I slowed down and quickly turned
the bus left and crossed the highway heading for the dirt road. As the front wheels left
the highway we felt a huge BUMP. Wed suddenly dropped at least ten inches. The old
Bike Bus sure didnt like that! Almost
immediately afterwards, the rear wheels dropped over edge. Crash. What a noise! The Bike
Bus proceeded forward in its momentum
Meanwhile above us all hell was breaking
loose! Boom! Clatter! Crunch! Whoooooosh! Splatt!!
SMASH!! SMASH!!
SMASH!! SMASH!! SMASH!!!!!!!
Thirty feet later the
Bike Bus came to a stop. We were all trying to get out the door at the same time to see
what in the hell was happening. But the door would not open. Neither door would open. Both
doors are on the right side of the bus. The second door on the right side was way in back
beside the bed, but we never used it. We went back and cleared the stuff out of the way
and pushed that door open and got outside to see what the heck had happened..
What
a sight it was that greeted our eyes. The entire twenty foot long rack of rebuilt bicycles
on the right side had broken loose and fallen off the top. The whole mess was jammed
against the doors. There were bicycles and bike parts everywhere. Me and Steps and Ellie
put our strength together to move the twisted tangle of wreckage far enough away from the
front door so it could open. We stood looking at the mess in utter awe.
I walked back to the
highway to see what had happened and there it was -- the new east lane was ten or twelve
inches above the normal ground. No one had thought to build a proper on and off ramp. This
was a little Indian village. Had it been a white community there would have been a
carefully and properly made ramp onto the new roadway. I could see the tracks of other
vehicles that had had to hop up onto the new highway. What a bump! It would be hell even
for a normal car. But for the heavy old Bike Bus it was a pure disaster.
Steps exploded angrily
as he looked at the debacle of twisted wreckage. He blamed everything and everyone, mad at
fate, at life. Over and over he asked:
What are we
gonna DO, RomTom?
When I didnt
answer he said he was going to hitchhike away in the morning and leave me to figure it out
myself. He said this wreckage wasnt his problem, as though I needed him around to
help straighten it out.
Its true that
the situation was chaos and that I did not know exactly what I was going to do about it,
but I was not upset; rather I felt calm. Steps was yelling about that too. He looked at me
wide-eyed and asked imperatively one more time:
RomTom! What
are you going to do?
I told him I did not
know.
Futilely we picked up
pieces of bikes and stood holding them in our hands. Our flashlights explored the broken
welds, the bent frames of expensive touring bicycles, the pretzelled aluminum wheels.
The faces of an Indian
man and woman moved into the beams of our lights, their eyes full of emotions...
Is anyone
hurt? they asked.
No, Thank
God. Our rack just collapsed when we dropped off of the new highway..
Yes.
Theres a bad ledge there. I guess you didnt see it in the dark...
No I sure
didnt...
At least those
bicycles didnt fall on the highway. Youre lucky they fell here where
theyre in no ones way.
Thats
certainly true...
Well, my wife
and I just live in that house there. Well come over in the morning and give you a
hand picking things up. Dont worry. Youre
safe here...
Thank you, very,
very much...
When the Indian couple
had gone I fully realized that this village would be our home for awhile. Its
funny... For several days now Id been thinking that it was a shame that we had to
come all these thousands of miles and passed through so many Indian lands and we could not
seem to take the time to really stop and get to know them... to experience the beauty of
their culture... I wondered if the Goddess who lives in the stars had been listening to my
thoughts, because it appeared we would be among these beautiful people for awhile.
We
found our way to our bedrolls and dreamed the gypsy dreams we were made of.
***
With the morning came
the Indian children. Imagine how they felt when they looked out their windows and saw the
Bike Bus and all those bikes sprawled all over the gravel!
Knock!
Knock! Knock!
The
wooden bus door opened and ten little deep tanned faces peered in at us curiously. They
asked questions all at once, their voices rich in the musical accents of the Lakota Sioux
for whom English is a second language.
Ellie put the coffee
pot on the stove and began to fry up a batch of eggs. Steps rolled up a cigarette and
watched the children over the rims of his glasses. The smell of fresh coffee filled the
bus and the children were still standing in the doorway. They were busily looking at all
the books and art objects that cluttered the interior and asking us what each was. They
were keeping us very busy with all their questions. Steps
and I were alternating in giving them answers. Ellie began to laugh. What a pack of wild
little Indians we had there just aching to climb aboard and start grabbing things!
We couldnt have
them coming aboard the bus; that would spell trouble. Whenever one of them ventured too
far inside Steps would holler out:
Thats
far enough youngster. We cant have you inside. Now, put that thing down. It
doesnt belong to you. Well, Im not sure WHAT it is... What is that thing,
RomTom?
Its a knick-knack. Its
for looking at, not touching. Now get back you little rascal or well have to sic the
bear on you. Ive had the old
blackbear head for years. An elderly Quinault Indian grandpa gave it to me in Tahola in
trade for some bike repair for his grandchildren. The blackbear head was a hundred years
old and Id used it many times to freak out all kinds of kids and young women and
curious dogs. Bear? Is
there a BEAR in here, too? Naw. There aint no bear. Youre foolin us... |
Yeah, theres a bear. But hes sleeping now because he just ate a kid
yesterday and it always makes him tired. Dont wake him! Youre
foolin us! At that Steps reached behind him and brought up the old bear head slowly from behind the front passenger seat, with its open jaws and jet black eyes. The nearest Indian kid saw it and jumped backwards toppling all the other kids like dominoes.
We laughed and laughed. Oh, how we laughed. When we finally
stopped laughing I told Steps: The Goddess
put us here. Steps. She busted us down right here deliberately. Its as plain to me
as anything has ever been in my life. Steps looked at me
long and hard. He started to say something and stopped. He just looked at the children
with a far away look in his eyes. Maybe
youre right, RomTom. |