| LASERICK'S PAST MOVIE REVIEWS* LAST UPDATE: 05.21.06 *This is a list of movies reviewed by Laserick. Movies are rated on a *(star) scale of "zero stars" (worst) to "****" (best). Reviews date back to July 29, 1999. Movies can only be rated if viewed in a theater. Home viewing does not qualify. The entire staff at Laserick's thanks you. A Abandon, *** About a Boy, *** About Schmidt, **** Adaptation, **** Adventures of Sebastian Cole, The, **1/2 A.I., ***1/2 Airplane, **** Alamo, The, ** Alex & Emma, ** Ali, *** Alien - The Director's Cut, ***1/2 All About My Mother, ***1/2 All About the Benjamins, ** All the Pretty Horses, *** Almost Famous, **** Along Came a Spider, **1/2 Along Came Polly, **1/2 Amelie, ***1/2 American Beauty, **** American Pie 2, *** American Psycho, **** American Splendor, *** American Wedding, *** America's Sweethearts, ** Analyze That, ** Anchorman, *** Angela's Ashes, *** Anger Management, *1/2 Animal, The, * Anna and the King, ** Anniversary Party, The, *** Any Given Sunday, *** Apocalypse Now Redux, **** Art of War, The, *1/2 Aristocrats, The, *** Assassination of Richard Nixon, The, ***1/2 Astranaut's Wife, The, ** Atlantis, ** Austin Powers in Goldmember, **1/2 Auto Focus, **** Autumn in New York, **1/2 Aviator, The, ***1/2 B Baby Boy, **1/2 Bad Boys II, * Bad Company, ** Bad Santa, *** Bait, **1/2 Bandits, **1/2 Barbershop, **1/2 Basic, **1/2 Batman Begins, **** Battlefield Earth, 1/2* Beach, The, ***1/2 Beautiful Mind, A, **** Bedazzled, **1/2 Before Night Falls, ** Behind Enemy Lines, *1/2 Below, *** Bend It Like Beckham, ** Ben Hur, **** Best in Show, *** Better Luck Tomorrow, **** Beyond Borders, ** Big Fat Liar, **1/2 Big Fish, ***1/2 Big Kahuna, *** Big Momma's House, ** Big Trouble, ** Billy Elliot, *** Birth, ** Black and White, *** Black Hawk Down, **** Blade 2, *** Blair Witch Project, The, **** Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows, ** Bless the Child, 1/2* Blood Simple, **** Blow, *** Blow Dry, *1/2 Blue Car, *** Blue Crush, *** Blue Streak, *** Boiler Room, *** Bone Collector, *1/2 Boogeyman, *1/2 Bossa Nova, *** Bounce, ***1/2 Bourne Identity, The, *** Bourne Supremacy, The, *** Bowfinger, *** Bowling for Columbine, *** Boys and Girls, **1/2 Bread and Tulips, unreviewable Bridget Jones's Diary, *** Bringing Down the House, **1/2 Bringing Out the Dead, **** Bring It On, ** Brokeback Mountain, **** Broken Flowers, **1/2 Brokedown Palace, **1/2 Brother Bear, **1/2 Brotherhood of the Wolf, ***1/2 Brothers, The, **1/2 Bruce Almighty, *** Bubble Boy, * C Cabin Fever, ** Calateral Damage, **1/2 Captain Corelli's Mandolin, *** Capote, **** Cast Away, **** Catch Me If You Can, **** Cats & Dogs, *** Cat in the Hat, The, **1/2 Catwoman, *1/2 Caveman's Valentine, The, ** Cecil B. Demented, *** Cell, The, **** Cellular, *** Center of the World, ***1/2 Center Stage, *** Changing Lanes, ***1/2 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, ** Cheaper by the Dozen, *** Chicken Run, ***1/2 Charlie's Angels, *** Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, *1/2 Cherish, *** Chicago, ***1/2 Chill Factor, * Chocolat, **1/2 Chuck and Buck, ** Cider House Rules, *** Cinderella Man, **** City of Ghosts, *** City of God, **** Closer, **** Cold Creek Manor, *1/2 Cold Mountain, ***1/2 Collateral, *** Comedian, ***1/2 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, ***1/2 Confidence, *1/2 Constantine, *** Constant Gardener, The, ***1/2 Contender, The, ***1/2 Core, The, *** Count of Monte Cristo, The, ***1/2 Coyote Ugly, *** Cradle Will Rock, ** Crash, ***1/2 Crocodile Hunter, The, *** Crossroads, *** Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, **** Croupier, ***1/2 Curse of the Jade Scorpion, *** D Dancer in the Dark, **** Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The, **1/2 Daredevil, *** Dark Blue, ** Dark Water, *** Darkness Falls, *1/2 Dave Chappelle's Block Party, **1/2 Da Vinci Code, The, *** Day After Tomorrow, The, *1/2 Dawn of the Dead (2004), ***1/2 Deep End, ***1/2 Detroit Rock City, ** Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, **1/2 Devil's Rejects, The, ***1/2 Diary of a Chambermaid, **1/2 Dick, *** Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, *1/2 Die Another Day, ***1/2 Die Mommie Die!, 1/2* Dinosaur, *** Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, **** Dish, The, *** Disney's The Kid, **1/2 Deep Blue Sea, **1/2 Dodgeball, **1/2 Dogma, *** Domestic Disturbance, * Don't Say a Word, **1/2 Double Indemnity, **** Double Jeopardy, **1/2 Double Take, 1/2* Down to Earth, * Dr. Dolittle 2, ** Dracula 2000, *1/2 Dragonfly, *1/2 Dreamcatcher, 1/2* Dreamers, The, ***1/2 Driven, ** Drop Dead Gorgeous, *** Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, *** Dude, Where's My Car, *** Duets, *** Dumb and Dumberer, ** Duplex, *1/2 E Eight Crazy Nights, *1/2 Eight Legged Freaks, *** 8 Mile, ***1/2 Elephant, **** Elf, *** Elizabethtown, *** End of Days, ** End of the Affair, *** Endurance, The, *** Enemy at the Gates, *** Enigma, **1/2 Enough, ** Erin Brockovich, **1/2 E.T. (20th Anniversary), ***1/2 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, **** Evolution, *1/2 Exit Wounds, *1/2 Exorcist, The (25th Anniversary), ***1/2 Eye of the Beholder, ** Eyes Wide Shut, **** F Family Man, The, ***1/2 Fantasia 2000, ** Far From Heaven, unreviewable Farenheit 9/11, *** Fast and the Furious, The, ** Fast Runner, The, *** Fat Girl, **** Feardotcom, * Femme Fatale, ***1/2 15 Minutes, ** Fight Club, *** Final Destination, **1/2 Final Destination 2, **1/2 Final Destination 3, **1/2 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, *** Finding Forrester, **** Finding Nemo, **** Finding Neverland, ***1/2 Firewall, ** Flawless, *** Flightplan, *** Forgotten, The, ** For Love of the Game, *1/2 40 Days and 40 Nights, ***1/2 40-Year-Old Virgin, The, **** Four Feathers, *** Frailty, ***1/2 Freaky Friday, **** Freddy vs. Jason, *** Frequency, ***1/2 Frida, ***1/2 From Hell, *** Fun With Dick and Jane, *1/2 G Galaxy Quest, **1/2 Gangs of New York, **1/2 Garden State, ***1/2 Garfield, **1/2 George Washington, *** Get Carter, *1/2 Get Over It, ** Ghost Dog, ***1/2 Ghost Ship, **1/2 Ghost World, ***1/2 Ghosts of Mars, ** Gigli, * Gift, The, *** Girlfight, *** Girl Interrupted, *** Girl Next Door, The, *** Girl With a Pearl Earring, *** Gladiator, ***1/2 Glass House, ** Glitter, *1/2 Godsend, ** Godzilla 2000, ** Gone in 60 Seconds, **1/2 Good Girl, The, ***1/2 Good Thief, The, *** Gosford Park, **1/2 Gossip, *** Gothica, **1/2 Green Mile, The, **** Groove, **1/2 Grudge, The, *1/2 Gun Shy, ** H Halloween: Resurrection, * Hanging Up, *1/2 Hannibal, *** Happy Texas, *** Hardball, **1/2 Hard Candy, **** Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, *** Harry Potter, **1/2 Harry Potter 2, **1/2 Harry Potter 3, ** Hart's War, *** Haunted Mansion, The, *** Haunting, The, **1/2 Head of State, *** Head Over Heels, *1/2 Heartbreakers, *** Hearts in Atlantis, *** Heist, **1/2 Here on Earth, *** Hidalgo, ** Hide and Seek, **1/2 High Crimes, **1/2 High Fidelity, **** Hi-Line, * Highlander: Endgame, 'zero stars' Hills Have Eyes, The, **1/2 History of Violence, A, ***1/2 Hitch, *** Hitchhiler's Guide to the Galaxy, The, **1/2 Holes, *** Hollow Man, **1/2 Hollywood Ending, **1/2 Hollywood Homicide, *** Holy Smoke, **1/2 Honey, ** Hostel, ***1/2 Hot Chick, The, ** Hotel Rwarnda, ***1/2 Hours, The, ** House of Mirth, The, **1/2 House of Sand and Fog, *** House of Wax, *** How High, **1/2 How the Grinch Stole Christmas, *** How to Deal, *** How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days, * Hulk, **1/2 Human Nature, **1/2 Hunted, The, ***1/2 Hurricane, The, ***1/2 I Ice Age, *** Ice Harvest, The ** Identity, ***1/2 Igby Goes Down, ***1/2 I (Heart) Huckabees, *** I'm Not Scared, **1/2 Importance of Being Earnest, The, *** In America, ***1/2 Incredibles, The, ***1/2 In Crowd, The, *** Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, **** Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, **** In Good Company, **1/2 In-Laws, The, ** Inside Man, ***1/2 Interpreter, The, **1/2 Intolerable Cruelty, *** Insomnia, ***1/2 In to the Blue, ** In the Bedroom, ***1/2 I, Robot, *** Iris, **1/2 Irrerversible, ***1/2 Iron Giant, ***1/2 Italian For Beginners, *** Italian Job, The, *** It Runs in the Family, ** J Jackass: The Movie, ***1/2 Jarhead, **** Jason X, **1/2 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, ***1/2 Jeepers Creepers, *** Jeepers Creepers 2, 'zero stars' Jersey Girl, *** Jesus' Son, *** Joe Dirt, * Joe Gould's Secret, **1/2 John Q, *1/2 Johnny English, **1/2 Josie and the Pussycats, ** Joy Ride, *** Juliet of the Spirits, ** Jurassic Park 3, *** Just Friends, **1/2 Just Like Heaven, **1/2 K Kangaroo Jack, **1/2 Kate and Leopold, *** K-19: The Widowmaker, **1/2 K-Pax, *** Keeping the Faith, ***1/2 Kicking and Screaming, *** Kid Stays in the Picture, The, ***1/2 Kill Bill: Volume 1, **** Kill Bill: Volume 2, **** Killing Mrs. Tingle, **1/2 King Kong, **** Kinsey, *** Kiss of the Dragon, *** Knight's Tale, A, *** Knockaround Guys, *** L Ladies Man, The, *1/2 Ladykillers, The, *** Land of the Dead, *** Lantana, **** Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, ** Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2, ** Last Samurai, The, *** Last Tango in Paris, ***1/2 Lawrence of Arabia, **** League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The, **1/2 Le Divorce, **1/2 Left Behind, 1/2* Legally Blonde, *** Legend of Bagger Vance, The, ***1/2 Legend of Drunken Master, The, *** Liberty Heights, *** L.I.E., *** Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The, *** Life of David Gale, The, *1/2 Lilo and Stitch, *** Limey, The, *** Little Nicky, 1/2* Lizzie McGuire Movie, The, ** Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, **** Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, *** Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, *** Loser, ** Lost and Delirious, **1/2 Lost in Translation, ***1/2 Lost Souls, *1/2 Love Actually, ***1/2 Lovely and Amazing, ***1/2 Lucky Numbers, *** M Madagascar, ** Made, *** Magdalene Sisters, The, *** Magnolia, **** Maid in Manhattan, *** Majestic, *** Malibu's Most Wanted, *1/2 Man Apart, A, *1/2 Manchurian Candidate, The, *** Man On Fire, **1/2 Mansfield Park, ***1/2 Man on the Moon, **** Man Who Knew Too Much, The, ** Man Who Wasn't There, The, **** March of the Penguins, *** Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, ** Master of Disguise, The, * Matador, The, **** Match Point, **** Matchstick Men, ***1/2 Matrix Reloaded, The, *** Matrix Revolutions, The, *** Mean Girls, *** Me, Myself and Irene, ***1/2 Meet the Fockers, *** Meet the Parents, *** Memento, **** Men In Black 2, ** Men of Honor, **1/2 Metroplolis, **1/2 Mexican, The, *** Mickey Blue Eyes, *** Million Dollar Baby, ***1/2 Minority Report, **** Miracle, *** Miss Congeniality, * Missing, The, *1/2 Mission Impossible 2, *** Mission Impossible 3, ***1/2 Mission to Mars, *1/2 Mona Lisa Smile, *** Monkeybone, 1/2* Monsoon Wedding, *** Monster, ***1/2 Monster's Ball, **** Monsters Inc., **** Monty Python and the Holy Grail, *1/2 Mothman Prophecies, The, ** Moulin Rouge, *** Mr. Deeds, * Mummy Returns, The, *1/2 Munich, ***1/2 Muse, The, *** Musketeer, The, *1/2 Music of the Heart, *** Mulholland Drive, **** Murder By Numbers, **1/2 My Big Fat Greek Wedding, ***1/2 My Dog Skip, ***1/2 My Life Without Me, *** Mystery, Alaska, ** Mystic River, **** N Napoleon Dynamite, ***1/2 (I think) Narc, **1/2 National Security, **1/2 National Treasure, **1/2 New Port South, * New World, The, **** Northfork, **1/2 Ninth Gate, The, ***1/2 North Country, *** Nurse Betty, **** Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, ** O O, *** O Brother, Where Art Though?, *** Ocean's 11, **** Ocean's 12, **1/2 Old School, *** Once Upon a Time in Mexico, ** One, The, *1/2 One Hour Photo, ***1/2 102 Dalmations, **1/2 One Night at McCool's, **1/2 Open Range, *** Open Water, ***1/2 Orange County, *** Order, The, 1/2* Original Kings of Comedy, The, *** Original Sin, ** Osmosis Jones, **1/2 Others, The, **1/2 Out of Time, ***1/2 Outside Providence, **1/2 Owning Mahony, ***1/2 P Panic, *** Panic Room, ***1/2 Passion of the Christ, The, **** Patriot, The, *** Paycheck, *1/2 Pay it Forward, ***1/2 Pearl Harbor, **1/2 Perfect Storm, ***1/2 Peter Pan, unreviewable Phone Booth, ***1/2 Pianist, The, **** Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, ***1/2 Pitch Black, ** Planet of the Apes, ***1/2 Pledge, The, ***1/2 Polar Express, The, * Pollock, *** Pootie Tang, * Poseidon, *** Pride and Prejudice, **** Princess and the Warrior, The, *** Princess Diaries, The, *** Princess Mononoke, ***1/2 Proof of Life, *** Punch-Drunk Love, **** Q Queen of the Damned, * Quiet American, The, *** R Rabbit-Proof Fence, ***1/2 Radio, *1/2 Rat Race, **1/2 Ready to Rumble, * Rear Window, **** Recruit, The, ***1/2 Red Dragon, *** Red Eye, **1/2 Red Planet, *** Reign of Fire, *** Reindeer Games, ** Remember the Titans, *** Replacements, The, *1/2 Requiem for a Dream, **** Resident Evil, * Return to Me, ***1/2 Ring, The, *** Ring 2, The, ** Ringer, The, *** Road to El Dorado, The, **1/2 Road to Perdition, **** Road Trip, *** Robots, ** Rock Star, *** Rocky and Bullwinkle, * Rookie, The, **** Royal Tenenbaums, The, *** Rules of Attraction, The, ***1/2 Rules of Engagement, *** Runaway Jury, *** Rundown, The, ***1/2 Run Lola Run, **** Running Scared, ** Rush Hour 2, **1/2 S Sahara, ** Salvador, **1/2 Santa Clause 2, **1/2 Saved!, *** Save the Last Dance, **1/2 Saving Grace, *** Saving Silverman, *1/2 Saw, **1/2 Saw 2, **1/2 Say It Isn't So, * Scary Movie, *** Scary Movie 2, *1/2 Scary Movie 3, **1/2 Scary Movie 4, *1/2 School of Rock, ***1/2 Scooby Doo, **1/2 Score, The, *** Scorpion King, The, *1/2 Scream 3, *** Seabiscuit, **** Secondhand Lions, *** Secretary, ***1/2 Secret Lives of Dentists, The, *** Secret Window, ***1/2 Seed of Chucky, **1/2 Serendipity, ** Sexy Beast, ***1/2 Shadow of the Vampire, ***1/2 Shaft, *** Shallow Hall, **1/2 Shanghi Knights, **1/2 Shanghai Noon, *** Shape of Things, The, **** Shark Tale, *** Shattered Glass **** Shaun of the Dead, **** She's the Man, **1/2 Shipping News, *** Show Me Love, **** Showtime, *** Shrek, **** Shrek 2, ***1/2 Silent Hill, * Sin City, **** Skeleton Key, The, **1/2 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, *** Sidewalks of New York, *** Sideways, **** Signs, ***1/2 16 Blocks, **1/2 Sixth Day, The, **1/2 Sixth Sense, The, **1/2 Slackers, ** Sleepy Hollow, ***1/2 Slither, **1/2 Small Time Crooks, *** Snatch, ***1/2 Snow Day, ** Snow Dogs, ** Solaris, *** Sorority Boys, *1/2 Space Cowboys, **1/2 Spartacus, **** Spiderman, *** Spider-Man 2, **** Spirited Away, **1/2 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, *** Spy Game, *1/2 Spy Kids, ***1/2 Spy Kids 2, *** Spy Kids 3-D, *1/2 Starsky & Hutch, **1/2 Star Trek: Nemesis, *1/2 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, **** Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, **** State and Main, *** Station Agent, The, ***1/2 Stir of Echos, ***1/2 Storytelling, ***1/2 Straight Story, The, ***1/2 Sugar and Spice, **1/2 Summer Catch, * Sum of All Fears, The, *** Sunshine, *** S.W.A.T., *** Sweet and Lowdown, ***1/2 Sweetest Thing, The, *1/2 Sweet Home Alabama, **1/2 Sweet November, *1/2 Swimming Pool, ***1/2 Swordfish, *** Sylvia, **1/2 T Tailor of Panama, The, *** Talented of Mr. Ripley, The, **** Talk to Her, **** Tao of Steve, The, *** Tears of the Sun, ** Terminal, The, **1/2 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, *** Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The, *1/2 Thank You for Smoking, **** They, *1/2 Thirteen, ***1/2 13 Conversations About One Thing, ***1/2 Thirteen Days, *** Thomas Crown Affair, The, **1/2 Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, The, **** Three Kings, **** 3000 Miles to Graceland, *1/2 Timecode, ***1/2 Timeline, * Time Machine, The, ** Titan A.E., ** Topsy Turvy, *** Touching the Void, *** Town and Country, * Toy Story 2, **** Traffic, **** Transamerica, *** Training Day, **1/2 Treasure Island, ** Trixie, *** Troy, *** Truth About Charlie, The, ** Tumbleweeds, *** 21 Grams, **** 28 Days, ** 28 Days Later, ** 25th Hour, **** Twin Falls Idaho, ***1/2 Two Can Play That Game, **1/2 2 Fast 2 Furious, ** Two Weeks Notice, *1/2 2001: A Space Odyssey (70 MM), **** U U-571, **1/2 Unbreakable, ***1/2 Undercover Brother, *1/2 Underworld, ** Undisputed, **1/2 Unfaithful, *** United 93, *** Upside of Anger, The, ***1/2 Uptown Girls, *1/2 Urban Legends: Final Cut, *1/2 V Valentine, *1/2 Van Helsing, 'zero stars' Vanila Sky, ***1/2 Vertical Limit, ** Vertical Ray of the Sun, ** Vertigo, **** View from the Top, **1/2 Village, The, ** Virgin Suicides, The, ***1/2 W Waking Life, *** Walk the Line, **** Walk to Remember, A, **1/2 Wallace & Gromit, *** War of the Worlds, *** War Zone, The, **** Watcher, The, ** Way of the Gun, The, **1/2 Wedding Crashers, The, ***1/2 Wedding Planner, The, ** We Were Soldiers, *** Whale Rider, *** What a Girl Wants, *** What Lies Beneath, **1/2 What Planet Are You From, *** What Women Want, ** When a Stranger Calls, **1/2 Where the Heart Is, *** Where the Money Is, **1/2 Whipped, 1/2* White Oleander, *** Whole Nine Yards, The, **1/2 Wicker Park, *** Wildfire (OMNIMAX), *** Willard, *** Winged Migration, *** Windtalkers, *1/2 With a Friend Like Harry, ***1/2 Woman on Top, ** Wonder Boys, ***1/2 Wonderland, *** Wood, The, *** Woodsman, The, ***1/2 Word Is Not Enough, The, ***1/2 Wrong Turn, ** X, Y, Z X-Men, ***1/2 X2: X-Men United, *** XXX, *** Y Tu Mama Tambien, ***1/2 Yi Yi, ** You Can Count On Me, **** Zoolander, *** *This is a list of movies reviewed by Laserick. Movies are rated on a *(star) scale of "zero stars" (worst) to "****" (best). Reviews date back to July 29, 1999. Movies can only be rated if viewed in a theater. Home viewing does not qualify. Here is a brief explanation of the star rating system: ****. A great film, often containing many scenes of perfection. Considered one of the very best films of the year. The ultimate praise. There are usually less than a handful each year. ***1/2. A very good film that goes beyond what's considered a good film. Much harder to achieve than a 3-star film. ***. A good film that's worth seeing. The bottom grade for a film that's considered recommended viewing. **1/2. No-man's land. Kind of bad, kind of good. Something isn't right, but you may want to check it out if it draws interest. The highest grade for a film that's not recommended. **. Not Good. Usually comprised of a good idea gone bad. Sometimes takes a 180 degree turn in either direction. *1/2. Bad. Usually high-budget blockbusters that fall flat, or worthless comedies that only bring a single chuckle. * or 1/2*. Terrible. Not worth any time. Usually turns into a short nap and one of the worst films of the year. zerro stars. Painful. Hated. So disliked it's not even worth acknowledging, except to mention it's one of the worst films of all time. Copyright Laserick's, Inc. back to LASERICK'S |