Players say the darndest things...
World of Darkness LARP
9/26/03
Raine,"Where do you DIG these people up?"
Context:  Raine meets Prince John's vampire aquaintence Critter. 
Critter is a trisexual...He'll try anything twice.  To make sure he didn't do it wrong the first time.
New Tremere: "Uh, yes sir, Prince, uh..."
Prince: "John."
Tremere: "Prince John! Oh good...because, um well, she said your name was Skeeter."
Prince: "You go on ahead and tell her likewise."
Context: Ingredients for disaster, one lecherous prince, and one mage who can reproduce sunlight, equals one MEAN slap!  Thank Caine for fortitude!
Prince John, "Come'ere Princess, we need to talk."
Context: Prince John trying tell Raine something. Problem is I, not John, could not remember her character's name.
John, "You see...this is MY city...and in MY city we follow this little rule...
called the MASQUERADE.  Now, I understand that things were different in
New Orleans, but here you do as I SAY..."
Context: Prince John to Duncan.  Duncan is a Metis fuzzy who fell in with the group in New Orleans, and adopted their ideologies.  We never said he was bright.
OOC as John, "Who's your daddy?  Tell me.  I want his name. Didn't your sire teach you any manners in so-fistuh-cated California? 
OOC as Duncan, sniffing, "Agh! I found the Wyrm!"
Jen, "Don't you mean Wyrm taint?"
OOC Duncan, "No, the Wyrm!" Holds up kitten.
Critter says:
Critter, "Yup. Vampire cows."
Critter, "Oh yeah, I'm an anthropolgist."
Context: Critter explains why he is studing vampire cows.  Run, run and save yourselves. 
Critter, "I'm a good ole yankie boy!"
Context:  Phonetically said, "U'm uh ghoud oh-le yank-E boh-ie."
Raine, "I've got something that'll make that hunger of yours go away."
Critter, "Alright!  How much do you cost?"
Raine, "Agh!"
Critter,"...or we could go get a hotel room if you prefer."
Context:  For some reason, we all heard this at the same time...it was a totally innocent comment too.  By the way, Critter was talking to local blind male mage.  Try-sexual indeed...