You wont find anything on this page that wasn't created by my own hands.
There's not alot here, because I never really thought of putting MY stuff on the web before,
but I recently got a digital camera, and figured
why not take some pics of the stuff I've painted and drawn.....
I've also created tons of graphics on the computer, I might as well throw some of that in here too.
so,anyway,... here it is, ya don't like it? Bite my ass....
ya DO like it? Send me cash...it's yours
Hell, I'll sell my own Mother if the price is good enough!!

Knight THINKS he has talent.....what a moron!!!!


These first three paintings were copied out of a mail order poster catalogue in 1996. They were selling these Patrick Nagel prints for about $30.00 each. $30.00 for a poster!!!!! Not signed by the dead dude who painted them, not numbered, not framed, just a plain old poster print...for $30.00!!!!! ARE THEY NUTS?? So off to the art store I went for some supplies, which cost about $30.00, but dammit, I was gonna get more than
ONE LOUSEY POSTER
out of this!!

You'll see 3 images for each painting,
1..the actual painting
2..a close up of the face
3..the little pic from the
catalogue I had to go by
(with the quarter to show its size)

I dont know who came up with the bullshit that
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
but you try pulling detail outta something not much bigger than a quarter!

Here's my first attempt at a real painting


Not bad, but with practice, you're bound to get a little better
Here's the second one I did


The 3rd & 4th ones I did were topless chicks and they were really starting to show some talent. I was pretty proud.But my two oldest daughters (then ages 5 & 7)didnt think that boobies were supposed to show, so while I was not paying very close attention, and with them being the talented little $#@%*!'s that they are, they grabbed some crayons and FIXED the "boobie ladies"
(Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrr)
Needless to say, I no longer have #s 3 & 4. I know, I probably should have kept them because they probably tell a better story than anything "I" could ever paint, but in a silly fit of anger, I tossed them!

Anyway, here's the fifth one I did from that catalogue, which happens to be the largest piece I've ever done...2ft x 4ft


Here's a couple I did for my kids. Both are acrylic on 20"x16"canvas...


That pretty much was the end of my painting phase.I get bored with things pretty soon after I feel I've (dare i say) "mastered" the general concept. In 1997, I began to learn to airbrush.....Uuuh, you wont see any airbrush here. Not a skill I've come to terms with yet, and I'm not about to embarrass myself by showing you how tough a skill airbrush is to master, sorry!!! ;o)

I've always been a bit of a sketch artist, or I should probably term that as "a doodler", and have never put any sence of importance in it to hold on to much of what I draw, though I did find a few tattered scraps laying around here & there. Heres one, dont know when I did this, where,why, or who it is of...but its mine. I should mention here that I used to do alot of drugs in the 80s & early 90s, & drawing was one of the only things I did much while stoned. I hope that explains why I dont have time details (or ANY details, for that matter) about stuff thast I draw. It was just mindless doodling most of the time.


Now that I have a display page, I'll make myself sit down and do a few more sketches to post here soon. I love to draw, but often forget how much I like it, and never get around to doing it much anymore.

Through out this whole web site you'll find dozens of computer made graphics I've done, that's kinda my thing right now. But Im gonna post a few things here that ARENT displayed anywhere else on my site. These are mostly things Ive sold or made as gifts for friends. This usually includes a photograph that has been electronically altered in one way or another.


This was made for some very good friends of mine, the original photo was taken in a full parking lot at a bike run


I made these for a website I sold, I fell in love with this bike and used its image in my Chromes Cruisin Cuties logo.


ya know when cute kids ACT like demons, they start to look like em too!!


And when they act real dumb...the same holds true!!
Don't worry, my kids weren't hurt during the creations of those 2 photos ;o)



I've been building these pictures for fun, but I've had offers from folks asking me to create photos of their motorcycles & cars with the illustrated women & backgrounds.
So, if interested in a personal photo of your bike or car or whatever with a background & cartoon chick added, email me..I usually charge about $35, depending on what you want you picture to look like....
Here's a few samples




I have tons of more PC graphics & stuff that I'll post soon



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