Yeah. You!
You're thinking of going to look at my page, right?
Well, there's something you gotta do for me first.
Raise your foot in the air.
Go on. Do it.
Ok, now raise your right hand, and repeat after me.
"I, __your name_____, swear on a stack of bibles, that I did not come to this site to laugh at Ruby, but to laugh with her. I also further swear that I will not copy any of her stuff, and try to pass it off as my own, regardless of whether or not she's done it, because it's mean, and not nice, and Ruby wouldn't like me anymore if I did. Nor will I report this to any local authorities, because Ruby's doing absolutely nothing wrong, and the cops would laugh at me anyhow. I also further swear, on the aforementioned stack of bibles, that if I am of an easily-offended nature, I will spare everyone the heartache and the anguish, and just smack the shit out of myself right now, rather than bitching to Yahoo!/Geocities, seeing as how they probably (?) don't give a rat's ass about one pitiful little website, when Enron's going out of business, AIDS is killing more people than the Black Death ever did, and George Bush is visiting Auroura, MO. (God only knows why.) I also do attest, and promise from the bottom of my heart, that I am not a religious bigot, and/or zealot. If I am, I promise that I will take my unwelcome, moral "majority", holier-than-thou, self-righteous mindset to the site of someone who actually cares what I think, such as Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson. I also swear that both men wear extremely bad hairpieces, and should be shot on principle. And lastly, I do pinky-swear that I will hold on tightly to my sense of humour at all times, and will not take anything I'm about to read too seriously. If I do, I should be shot in the street like a dog, and then fed to rabid yaks."
Ok, good! That wasn't so hard, was it?
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