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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We Americans have naively thought it had something to do with their religion.
The true story has just been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington.
When one of these women gets married, her new husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas station, or a motel..
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Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?

To open windows
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
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So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.
But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives
him another six months.
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Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this
time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let    him keep her.