| Even more funny quotes |
| (Pearl eats some soup and spits it out) Pearl- What is this, snot soup? Brian- It's tomato bisque. (Pearl eats more soup and spits it out) Pearl- What is this, spit soup? Brian- It's tomato bisque... (Pearl eats more soup and spits it out) Pearl- What is this, diahrrea soup? Brian- It's tomato bisque! And I'm not making you anything else to eat! Pearl- Fine. You're one phone call away from getting a home made tattoo from a guy named Molly. |
| (Peter looks at nudist woman) Peter- Oh my god! She's got hair growing out of her boobs and up to her head! Dotty- Would you like a beer, Peter? Peter- Uh... Sure, what do you have? Dotty- I've got Busch. (Peter looks at her crotch and looks nervous) Dotty- Oh, and Busch Light. |
| Lois- Meg... Did any of the neighbors see Jeff come over? Meg- Mom! Come on Jeff, let's go in the other room. Lois- Oh Meg, no need to get so testies... Uh... Testy. Oh nuts... I mean crap! |
| (Peter, Lois, and Meg are at the nudists' house for dinner) Dave- Oh, it sounds like Jeff it home. Hey sport, how'd you do? Jeff- I got first place! Dave- That's great! Jeff plays varsity tennis at St. Jennevive High. Jeff- (Holding trophy) Isn't this the biggest thing you've ever seen? Dave- Hey now, don't get too cocky, I had a big one like that when I was your age. Dotty- You were quite the show off yourself, Dave. He brought it out on our first date. Peter- Lois, I'm scared! (Peter drops his hot dog weiner) Oh, I'll get that. (Dave jumps) Peter- Oh god... Oh god... I am SO sorry! |
| Chris- Booby! Lois- Chris! Meg- I don't see what the problem is, I thought they were nice. Chris- Booby! Lois- Did you hear me young man? Peter- What those people are doing just ain't right. Chris- Booby! Lois- Peter... Peter- Let's do it. (Brings out Men In Black memory eraser device and uses it on Chris) Lois- Did you have fun at the circus today, Chris? Chris- Elephants are bigger in person! |
| Mort- Please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit in my eggs... Thank you for the eggs! Waitor- Hey Doug, I just spit in that guys' eggs. |
| Mort- It's in isle three, next to the creams... Oh... I don't like that word! |