| o.k. Let's have a laugh.... |
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| Just a thought....If we could see farts, would they be colour coded for the different smells.? |
| Today,Aliens from a far distant galaxy, landing in Downing Street and, after receiving a severe warning from the policeman to move along at the door of number 10, the first alien produced what looked like a aerosol can, and after just a little squirt, the policeman turned into a 6 ft wrinkly cabbage, they then invaded the prime ministers rooms, yet, after just a few moments inside, they came back out, returned to their spaceship and left, just as mysterious as they had came. After a few moments, Cherie stair came out and said in a statement to the press that the aliens had taken Tony's brain back to their world to analyze, but there was no need to panic as Tony would carry on his duties as normal. |
| Why did God make a woman like you, He must have been fed up with nothing to do, So, while laughing in fits, Got all the worst bits, And put them together to make you... |
| Today's thought... |
| Now a report from Isreal... |
| Today, fear again swept the heart of Isreal when a new wave of suicide bombers terrorised the heart of the city, they were all well known terrorists from the West banks institution for the blind, no casualties were reported as they all were known to have failed their missions. Speaking to eye witness's they all agreed the situation was really terrible, and they spoke of the terror, as all these blind terrorist's bumped into walls, lamp posts, into fences, cars, tripping over kerbs, falling over in the streets, as many as 20 of them, stumbling everywhere, and it was reported as, all of these terrorist's were shouting, "Where am I, Where am I, is this Isreal?"..... |
| A travelling salesman died but try as they might, they could not shut the coffin because his foot was stuck in it. |
| A hospital surgeon was visiting his patient after an operation and asked, "Do you want the good news or the bad news.?" "Give me the bad news first." said the patient. "I've amputated the wrong leg," said the surgeon. "Bloody hell." said the patient. "What's the good news then?" "The bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers." replies the surgeon... |
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| Hey frog, you won't get over this wall... |
| Do send us any funny stories, jokes, cartoons, news, Anything of interest. Keith... |
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| Today's road safty tip... The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit... |
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