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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'Day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to Him?" Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?" (pointing at Kiwi) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good - he walks me twice a day, feeds me great tucker and takes me to the lake once a week to play" Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either ....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Kiwi) Horse : "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regular, brushes me down often and keeps me in a barn to protect me from the elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: "The sheep's a f*****g liar" |
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