 Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow? Unfortunately, she can't touch it 'til
she's 14. |
 How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead." |
 How can you tell if a Tennessee
redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on
both sides of his pickup truck. |
 Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. |
What do they call reruns of
"Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries. |
| Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. |
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?"
"Bout wut?" |
| Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole damn trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them. |
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister. |