Embarrassing Moment In Sydney, Australia, one of the radio stations pays money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This is one of them.... I was due later in the week for an appointment with the GYNO man. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to say I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45 am.  The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort, so I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the hamper. I hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in knowing the procedure as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away from where I was. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have taken an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond. The appointment was over and I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal, some shopping, cleaning and cooking. After school, my six year old daughter was playing and she called out from the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth I left by the sink?" I called back and told her to get another one from the cupboard. She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it"

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