Cop Quotes
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, "Just how big were those two beers?" "In God we trust, all others are suspects." Click here to give your friends a laughMore Jokes |