Church Bulletin Bloopers
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The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
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A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
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Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan
who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

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The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM.
Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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This being Easter Sabbath, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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The service will close with Little Drops of Water.
One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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