I AM A BAD AMERICAN! I like big cars, big guns and big tits! I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squeezing out babies. I don't think playing with guns makes you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez's ass gets, I'll still want to see it. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you do it in English. I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osborne, Ice-T or Marylin Manson sang. I think that being an art student doesn't give you any more insight to life than working at a Blockbuster. I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package. My heroes are John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman." I've never owned or was a slave. I didn't wander 40 years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and NEITHER HAVE YOU, so shut the hell up already! I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them. I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning. And don't even think about asking me if I want to eat a rice cake. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. Yes, I am a BAD American. |
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