My favorite question, actually asked by a passenger on a cruise ship I was playing on, "What time is the midnight buffet?"

I discovered a cure for amnesia but I forgot it

MY FAVORITE OFFICE SIGNS

Please god, let me win the lottery so I won't have to be nice anymore There is a 3 day waiting period to buy a handgun and I've been pissed off at you for 2 days I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either Please do whatever you're doing somewhere else Floggings will continue daily until morale improves How can I soar with eagles when I'm surrounded by turkeys Notice: Disregard this notice Always vote "No" Feces Occurs Do not bring hookers into the breakroom

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Ya gotta get HAPPY FRED

Everybody needs a LITTLE FRIEND

How about a LITTLE PET

Hilarious LITTLE GAME

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MY COMEDY PROMO PAGE

SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW

Thought you might like this one to download for your emails or whatever

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Fun ways to waste time

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Here's a great free download. Mostly for webdesigners but also good if you want to add boxes to emails or whatever. You can, instantly, create about any kind of box (shape, size, 3D, corners, etc.) you want. No more screwing around in Photoshop trying to make different corners....and, its idiot proof......haha. CLICK HERE OR SOMETHING

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Yahoo has made "Pagebuilder" available for download. It's free and allows small primates to create really professional websites. Get it here.

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