This is the unofficial website of THEM, they who are THEM and are referred to only as THEM. Being that a public society has never existed, a group of THEM decided to create a public SECRET society devoted to the mocking of OTHER secret societies, of which none of THEM are members.

This is the unofficial picture of THEM, err, the official picture. Wait just a fucking second. There are no official pictures of an unofficial society. Err, secret society. Err, public society.

This is THEM, from left to right, Him Tession (silent member), Satt Memple, Can Dorindia, Mameron Count, Rete Piedner, and Sat Pauer on his knees. Not pictured is our president, Sheep, who doesn't know that he has any affiliation with us.