litost satellite: character talk
Fibbon Ferguson
Jazriot's decided that us characters need our own forum to talk about ourselves. I know she's going to regret this.
Ping Ling
I think it's a great idea! This way we can actually talk directly to our fans!
Sharky Ferguson
You're the only one with fans, Ping.
Ping Ling
They could even [send in questions] for us to answer!
Jazriot
Well, first off, why doesn't everyone talk a little bit about their histories and hobbies? Maybe something people might not know from the comic?
Darcy McGovern
darcy Explain to me again why I have to talk about myself here?
Jazriot
jazriot Just some basic information. Believe it or not, somebody might want to know more about you. Also keep in mind, I have the power to turn you into a magical girl.
Sailor Chibimoon
What's wrong with magical girls?
Darcy McGovern
Fine. I was born a long time ago. I like to drink blood. There's nothing in the world I hate more than U2.
Bono
...
Ping Ling
Bono's speechless? That's very rare!
Bono
... Thanks so much.
Darcy McGovern
I like to tie people up. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds. It's like adrenaline. The pain is such a sudden rush for me.
Eminem
You've got some issues and I think you need some counselling ...
Jazriot
... >_<
Darcy McGovern
Enough?
Jazriot
More than. Fibbon?
Fibbon Ferguson
...
Sharky Ferguson
Don't bug him, he's stuck on some weird website.
Beshimi
Does it have NAKED WOMEN?
Jazriot
I give up.
Ping Ling
Don't get upset, Jaz! I'll talk about myself!
Darcy McGovern
Don't let him brag about his enormous -
Toulouse
TALENT!
Ping Ling
Stop, you're making me blush!
Jazriot
... Goodbye! *slams door*
Christian
I thought I was the one with the enourmous -
Ping Ling
I guess we'll be back when Jazriot feels better! Thanks everybody!