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| As you can probably tell by the title of my site, i do NOT like Avril Lavigne. I, being a hardcore fan of punk and pop-punk bands, and also dis-liking the word "poser", am calling Avril Lavigne a poser. Yes, thats right, a poser. A desperate one at that. That word only being one of the few if I were to make a list. (e.g. fake, teenybopper, compulsive and/or pathological liar, etc.) I hope you enjoy my webpage and it would be awesome if you could link me on yours, and ill link you. Later. |
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| Is it just me? or does avril look like shes possessed by Satan, himself? |
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| Many people describe avril as a "hardcore skater punk." Avril has been known to say that shes amazing at skateboarding. then, on pop-up video on VH1, they said that avril tried to skate between shots, and she sucked pretty much. Then in another interview they asked her if she was good at skating, she replied with "no dude! I suck!" Go figure. I now resort back to when I called her a poser. She also claims to be best buddies with the amazing band, Sum 41. Rumors have flown about her alleged affair with lead singer, and guitarist, Deryck Whibley. Bull shit, its all bull shit. Yes, she and the band have hung out before. 2 or 3 times maybe, but does that make them best friends? no. Here is a conversation i had with Deryck himself on instant messenger. i changed our screen names for our own safety. Me: so yeah are you friends with her or what Deryck: not really she just kind of follows us around Me: then why does she tell everyone that you guys are friends Deryck: how the fuck am i supposed to know Deryck: shes crazy Even he thinks shes crazy. Deryck, you rock. "I was born to rock. I was born to roll. Rock n'roll. I see myself as a rock chick, and when they refer to me as a pop chick, I'm like NOOOOO!!!" -Avril Lavigne. Avril, face it, youre pop. Stop trying to be something else. Thats all you talk about in youre fucking songs anyways. be yourself be yourself blah blah blah. I wouldnt be so fucking annoyed with you if you just admitted what you are. YOU ARE POP. first youre like i am so totally hardcore punk. then you say oh im all rock, pure rock, thats it. then new country! Punk to new country? first of all, she was never punk, and if she was, no one could ever go from punk to new country... withOUT selling out. Listen to your songs, ok avril? i would say that you are "new country" (whatever the fuck that is) or POP. POP POP POP. I listened to some demos of your songs, and damn. you call yourself deep? i think not. "sk8er boi" is the only song with a pop-punk tinge in it, but why listen to it if you know that its not coming from something real, therefore, its coming from a fake wannabe. Thanks to alavigne_sucks@yahoo.com, heres an interview from MTV with deryck and steve from Sum 41. "The day that I date Avril is the day that pigs grow wings, I get three ferraris, and make out with Pamela Anderson and Janine Lindemulder!" - Deryck from Sum 41 "I'm not sure why she hangs out with us! Its kinda scary, cause like wherever we go, she is always there! Following us! I think she is a stalker! She scares us!" - Steve from Sum 41 hahaha thats so funny. "im not gonna let anyone turn me into a sex symbol."-avril lavigne. Too late! cant go back now. youve replaced britney spears. Avril allegedly walked out on an interview because someone compared her to britney spears. they had all the right to do that. theyre both pop sex symbols, change themselves for other people, and all in all, theyre bitches. Just to prove that, her old guitarist, Mark, left fame and fortune with avril to go back to his old band, Closet Monster... doesnt that tell you something? "I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or my boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney." - Avril HAHAHA Boobs? what BOOBS avril? Getting a little cocky, are we? Keep up that attitude and you WILL be Britney. but dont you hate her? shut up. Update: AVRIL ADMITTED SHE WAS POP. wont last for long, a couple weeks from now she'll be all "oh im opera. nothing else, just opera." |
| Email me at jaydeekay12543@aol.com. |
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| Avril without her beloved makeup... I wonder how many pounds she loads on a day... |
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| "I really hate preps." - Avril MOST OF YOUR FANS ARE PREPS. Thats not cool to hate your fans. "Its all about the fans." I hate you.. every word that comes out of your mouth is a contradiction. |
| "To write a song, i sit down with my guitar and write whatever is on my mind." "I write all of my songs with co-writers." "I play the guitar for most of my songs" "I only play guitar for like 2 songs on the album" |
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| Im me on AIM at jaydeekay08 |