JAVA HASH HOUSE HORRORS
HORROR OF THE MONTH

Every month we will feature a profile of a different horror.
I'm not a horror any more, but I got here first, so I'll write about myself. Once upon a time, a very long time ago, even before last Friday, I grew up in England. However England is cold and dreary so I found myself a job where I could enjoy sunnier climes. I gave up pretending to be physicist and became a geophysicist, which means I was supposed to understand all about the earth, and BP thought I should know all about finding oil fields. And I did. I found a lot. But instead of sunnier climes I explored the North Slope of Alaska and Norway among other places. I became very good at skiing. Eventually however I came to Indonesia, which is warm and sunny, and gave up looking for oil. I also gave up skiing. There's not too much snow here. Instead, I became a management consultant and took up hashing. Hashing is great fun, and I hope you all enjoy it too. So please write something about yourself and Rosita might feature you next month.
On-On, Witless W.

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