What the hell is with all these terror alerts? Canceling flights... increased security... NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SINCE 9/11!! What... You trying to keep our hearts racing and our bodies tense with fear for nothing? Well... why don't you try raising the terror alert level from orange to brown... then you'll have our full and undivided attention...
Personally, I wonder if your're doing this to cut us off from the world... How many flights have been cancelled between other countries? How many more are going to be cancelled...
You have given nothing to show for all your "terror alerts" It is doing nothing but taking away space from more newsworthy events... The only thing this whole "terror alert" thing is accomplishing is to keep people's eyes from what other things are going on...
Or maybe none of you are familiar with the story of the boy who cried wolf too many damn times... When the real wolf came... Nobody believed the little boy... And you're going to get just that if you raise that terror alert again...
Of course... the little conspiracy theorist in me is expecting terrorist attacks at some point... Now that your "terrorism intelligence" is up for debate on its accuracy since nothing happened... After all ya gotta save face now don't you?
If you wanna get people's attention... RAISE THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL TO BROWN!!!!!! Guaranteed we'll all be biting our nails...
So what exactly are you up to with raising the "Terror Alert" level... And why didn't you include brown as one of the colors... You can always answer these questions... I'm sure you have my e-mail, my home address, my home phone number.... Or you can sign my guest book :).
Sincerely,
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