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Monday, January 6, 2003

Don't you hate it when women say one thing and mean something totally different? ("i'm fine") YOU'RE NOT FINE!!!! or when they don't say something and expect you to pick up on it? IM A GUY, MY BRAIN IS SIMPLE! it works on a simple principle i like to call the Honess principle: SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!! We're not in the KGB you dont need to double talk to me!!
i feel lighter now


Tuesday, January 7, 2003

I was watching a video about homeless people in family psych today and they were chronicalling the years and events leading up to just before the residents of tent city were evicted from the land. The video was made to promote awareness of the homeless people living in tent city. People living on private property owned by Home Depot. most of these people do not pay taxes or contribute to society in any way. Now im not raggin on homeless people in general, it's just these ones at tent city and the people who figured they'd be the good citizen and take it into their hands to pester the city of toronto to get more subsidised living for homeless people in general. Granted that everyone should have a shelter over their heads, the government's first responsibility is to the people who CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY!! why should people who dont contribute any money to the coffers get any money from them instead of others who contributed? The organization pestering city hall on tent city's behalf is asking for $2 million dollars. The government passed a bill to give them money but it wasn't $2 million and the organization wasn't happy. These people were yelling at the people at city hall and protesting infront of parliment buildings, but not once did we see them offer these homeless people food or money or shelter in their own homes. Again when homedepot kicked the squaters off their PRIVATE land, the activist group protested and claimed homedepot should buy the the homeless people new homes. The people were living ILLEGALY on PRIVATE PROPERTY!!! and not once did we see the protesters offer shelter, food or money to the homeless people. These people are pure hypocrates!
No price is too high for those who do not have to pay it, nor is anything impossible for those not have to do it.

I feel lighter now

VIRGILISM


The five truths

1) Life’s a bitch and then you die so make the best of what you have
2) love lovers and hate haters
3) Learn what you want to learn and not what you’re told to learn
4) thinking about yesterday leaves no time to think about tomorrow
5) Laughter is the best medicine

The eightfold path

1) To be a Virgilist one must first fully comprehend the five truths.
2) To live a life of happiness one must live life according to the five truths
3) Express yourself
4) Do what you please
5) Your job should be more than just a source of income
6) Think what you like, but remember the fourth truth
7) Nobody likes fat ugly people
8) Get up and go to sleep when you choose

The five precepts

1) Kill when you have to
2) Steal when you have to
3) Lie when you have to
4) Don’t cheat on your lover
5) Choose your poison

Truth 1: Life’s a bitch and then you die so make the best of what you have

Although it’s fun to dream about what you could have you eventually have to come back to reality. Attempt to live life of a little more than necessity, be happy with what you have and pay checks will be a happy bonus.
Truth 2: love lovers and hate haters

There will be people in your life that you hate and there will be people in your life that you love. Give all your love to your lovers and all your hate to your haters that way there will be no love left for the haters and no hate left for the lovers. Love and hate with a passion.

Truth 3: Learn what you want to learn and not what you’re told to learn

When you learn something new, be sure it is something you want to learn not something you have been told to learn. Learning should be a hobby not a chore.
Truth 4: thinking about yesterday leaves no time to think about tomorrow

Dwelling on your mistakes will only make you unhappy. Forget your regrets and accept that you cannot be perfect. However do not forget your mistakes but rather attempt to learn from them so you will not encounter them in the future.

Truth 5: Laughter is the best medicine

Do not associate with people who make you cry more than they make you laugh. These people are haters. Laugh as much as possible for laughing is a sign you are happiest.

The eightfold path

To become a Virgilist one must follow the steps of the eightfold path.

Step 1: to be able to live the life of a Virgilist you must know the five truths.
If you know and accept these truths then you can be happy.

Step 2: To be a Virgilist one must first fully comprehend the five truths.

You cannot be a Virgilist if you cannot live life according to the five truths. If you cannot live by the five truths then you cannot be happy and cannot be a virgilist.

Step 3: Express yourself

Do not be afraid to tell people how you feel or be afraid of what people will think when you do or say something. You cannot be happy in a prison of shame and oppression.

Step 4: Do what you please

Do not let people tell you how to act. Every action has a consequence, choose your actions and accept your consequences.

Step 5: Your job should be more than just a source of income

Your job is a large part of your life. If you are making lots of money but hate your job you can not be happy. Enjoy your job first and its profits second. Doing a job you don’t like contradicts the first truth.
Step 6: Think what you like, but remember the fourth truth

In your head you cannot be judged so think what you like and dream what you like. Think thoughts that please you. Your mind is with you everywhere you go so it should be a happy retreat when reality blows.
Step 7: Nobody likes fat ugly people

Your body is your temple; keep it healthy to a degree of your choosing. A hot and healthy body will promote self assurance which will bring happiness.

Step 8: Get up and go to sleep when you choose

Sleeping is when you have your best dreams. Sleep is refreshing and should not be disturbed until you choose to have it disturbed. When following this step keep in mind the fourth step.

The five precepts

These are a set of actions that must be taken in moderation in order to preserve happiness. When carrying out these actions always remember the fourth step.

Precept 1: Kill when you have to

Always remember that if you are not careful you will get caught. While your happiness may include murder society’s does not and getting caught may restrict your ability to follow the eightfold path. Do not hunt animals unless you intend to use the carcass to promote yours and others’ happiness.
Precept 2: Steal when you have to

Always remember that if you are not careful you will get caught. Always remember that stealing affects us all including lovers. Although you personal happiness may include stealing society’s does not and getting caught may restrict your ability to follow the eightfold path. Never steal from a lover.

Precept 3: Lie when you have to

Always remember that if you are not careful you will get caught. When lying always weigh first the consequences in your mind against the profits of your lie.

Precept 4: Don’t cheat on your lover

Always remember that if you are not careful you will get caught. Eventually you will feel remorse for an act of cheating on a lover. To feel remorse is to stray from the fourth truth and promote unhappiness.

Precept 5: choose your poison

When choosing to consume drugs or alcohol, always remember the fourth step. Too much alcohol or drugs will bring on sickness, always consume in moderation. Always remember that being under the influence can lead you to break the fourth precept

june 2, 2003
Man, its been a while, you know what feels good? sneezing its like an orgasm in my nose (and the discharge looks the same) unfortuneatly for the past 5 minutes my fucking nose has been mocking me. I've been getting that feeling that im gonna sneeze and it just sticks there taunting me! its pissing me off! I hate it! Not much of a rant...
I feel lighter now


I feel lighter now


July 17, 2003
Much like time could possibly exist this particular rant may loop infinitely into itself but ill try not to repeat mysel but rather only to attemp to connect my ideas, as i write this one handed while holding a bagel in my other i see this rant as a trig identity in that one idea may be transformed numerous times to come out to add on, prove or disprove another seemingly unrelated idea soemwhere else in the rant keep in mind at all times during this rant that i have been awake at this point for 17 hours but now that i think about it 17 hours without sleep isnt that much for me as im used to 16 hour days during the school year, anyways without further ado i bring you my thoughts on time/ interdimensional travel:

Remember in the first back to the future when Michael j fox is running away from those guys and he steals that kids home made scooter and busts it up to make a skate board thus creating the first skateboard? Could it be possible that the things we used today were invented by or inspired by people from the future? Granted however that something may have had to have been created first for the future person to know about it before going back in time to create it but maybe that original idea was stupid or inferior to what we know today? If someone goes back in time and changes history but then goes back further in time and changes history again does that wipe clean the things people have already experienced or do those people now have the experience of two different outcomes and if so how could that happen? If that’s impossible does that disprove the theory of time travel? Remember in Time Cop how someone couldn’t touch their past self or they’d merge with them because the same person cant be in the exact same point in time twice? Do you think that could really happen if time travel were a possibility cuz no matter what as it stands now and IMO forever time can only travel in one direction and people can only follow it like those videogames with the moving screens that if you don’t keep up you die. This idea begs a new question of is there some way to get behind the back of the screen pushing us along and if so what’s there? Is it just going to be yesterday? Or is it gonna be like the Langoliers that somehow reality falls apart and you die? So if according to time cop a person cant be in the same point in time more than once does that mean they cant be in more than one point in time more than once if so than that says a few things IMO first off that the idea of only one fate must be true and also that time travel cannot exist. Kinda like regular frames and key frames in flash, key frames are instances in the timeline of the overall flash movie that can be changed without affecting any of the other frames and our lives are like a constant stream of key frames in that we are constantly changing the simplest way to see this is aging and the fact that we are constantly shedding our skin cells so technically the Raymond you see today will physically not be the Raymond you see tomorrow. So if our lives are a succession of keyframes as opposed to a succession of regular frames than time travel could be possible because the version of yourself that travels back in time is not the same version of yourself that existed the day before but ultimately you are always yourself throughout your whole life. So if that’s the case when one version of yourself time travels would all other versions of yourself disappear from the points in time that they are existing in? Time is a succession of instances so assuming time travel is possible than could one see all the instances at once like a line of pictures kinda like the tail that follows your mouse when you set it to have a tail? If that were so then one could conceivably visit one of the instances in the tail without affecting the other instances however the instances that follow the instance that has been visited would be changed if time then proceeded forward after the future self arrived. Would all the proceeding instances be changed or would a new set of instances be created and how would that work? Would that explain alternate dimensions? Maybe time travel is possible because assuming there are infinite dimensions then a person instead of traveling through time they travel to another dimension that while exactly the same as the one they left started unfolding after the one they left so if there is infinite dimensions that means that a new world in a new dimension will start to unfold now and now and now and now etc….. its amazing to me. I think that a person has experienced all the instances in their life time and then when they travel back in time assuming they are infact traveling back in time to the same world that they left then they are now experiencing new instances while they are still old instances to them they are new instances in that they are experiencing them again and because they know that what they are experiencing has already happened they are reacting to the reality contained in the instances differently thus creating new instances for themselves but their former self is unchanged as it has not experienced the instances between the instance they are experiencing at the current moment and the instance in which they travel back in time. Now this begs a new question that if a person comes into contact with a future self and is affected that they choose not to travel back in time at the instance that their future self decided to travel back in time does that nullify the future self? I guess that could only happen if fate were true but if that were the case then the future self couldn’t have time traveled to the same world that he originated from because for a predetermined fate to work a person can’t be in the same instance in time twice! Now if infinite dimensions exist and somehow possibly in my lifetime someone figures out how to travel between them and be able to choose which world you visit it would be just as good as time travel because you could just go to that dimension and relive your life from the point you feel you fucked up or as I would like to do is go to that world and prosper on what they don’t know: ie bring along a copy of windows 98 and be that worlds bill gates but you’d probably have to kill him on that world or simply introduce your windows before he introduces his. Also the idea of multiple dimension is perplexing to me because I could conceivably kill the people I hate the most on those worlds without punishment or I could kill the people I hate on my world and simply go to another world!! There are so many possibilities when you have the chance to do everything over again. However the fact still remains that time goes on and unless you can figure out how to jump behind the screen you’re gonna die eventually. But then the idea that infinite worlds are infinitely created at all instances that begs the question are we living on the first world is there a first world? If we’re not than you can conceivably travel to a world created before ours and find a cure for death, if that’s possible or you can go to a future world and bring back technology from that world to your original world and prosper but all this assuming you’re the only one who knows about the inter-dimensional travel! In flash the key frames are simply pictures and when run quickly in succession of each other they produce the illusion of motion. So if this is how time works in that each instance is simply a static image then if someone traveled in time to the original world they left then would what they encountered simply be a static image or would It be nothingness now that time has already gone by? And then that begs the question that many want to know: what is complete and utter nothingness. I like how when people respond to the question what are you doing or what did you do they say nothing that’s impossible on earth because as long as there is reality there will always be something. So then I want to know can something exist in nothing? I mean if there is complete nothingness and somehow something comes to be in the nothing how can it exist when it has no things to react with things are defined by the things they aren’t I am me because I'm not you or a rock or a tree or a dog while I think I would still be me if you or rocks or dogs or trees didn’t exist nothingness could not support me as a living being because nothing does not contain oxygen and other such staples I as a living being depend on. However could an inanimate object exist in nothingness could a rock exist in nothingness and if so then it would no longer be nothingness because there would be something there to define it as somethingness so maybe that’s how the universe is able to expand. I always thought if the universe is infinite how can it expand because infinity cannot grow because it just is while it has no parameter to define how big it is…. There is nothing bigger than infinity thus it cannot grow to become something bigger because there is NO THING bigger this means that if the universe is expanding it can’t be infinite and an infinite amount of things cannot exist in a finite amount of space thus there cannot be infinite amount of worlds. As it stands right now for me it would seem I have ruined any chance that I can see for me to kill Rudolph without consequence, I'm depressed. But still I think about nothingness but then if there is nothingness everywhere that somethingness isn’t doesn’t that mean that existence is within nothingness that would mean that something can exist in nothing!!!!!! and if the universe is expanding into nothingness and assuming nothingness is infinite that could mean while the universe expands new worlds appear and thus the possibility for infinite dimensions could exist and there’s still a chance I can kill rudolph or for that matter infinite amounts of rudolphs!!!! This makes me very very happy!! But then assuming we don’t live on the latest world that means that what I'm doing now and what you are doing now has already been predetermined by another version of me and another version of you! However if there are infinite dimensions and they’re simply worlds that are unfolding exactly how ours is that doesn’t necessarily mean what we do now predetermines what the younger dimensions will do, because they’re simply coin incidentally the same as ours but because they’re the same as ours that means that what we do now they will be the same as what happens because of what we do. However there will also, because of infinity be worlds that are not affected by the actions on the primary world. Then that also presents the possibility that there are infinite amount of worlds that at every instance in the history of the primary world branch off an become primary worlds but how can that be if infinite other worlds branch off at the same instance? ARG my head hurts! I think I might be a little happier believe that there is one form of our world and our history and we’re living it right now but I know I could never be content with that definition when I have all that I have just said to ponder. Stupid intelligence ignorance really is bliss!!!!
August 18, 2003
Assuming that i were to travel to an ulternate universe that is exactly te same as the one i left would i be comfortable with the people there knowing in my heart that they are not technically the same people as i left. Although these people are exactly, in every single minute detail the same as the ones i left i know that they are not the ones i left. personally i dont think i would have a problem unless maybe it came to loving one of them i dont know if i could bring myself to love the alternate version of whomever i left behind. Now that i think of it the alternate versions of the people i left behind are not the same because they will change when i arrive just as the people i left behind will change from the point when i leave. the alternate world will gain a me while the original will lose me so it is at that point i would think that those two worlds break from the chain of alternates that are all the same