God is a concept, by which we measure our pain.

John Lennon

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Albert Einstein

Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon

Good advice comes too late.

Nostradamus

If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face!

Zack De La Rocha

Anyone who's afraid of dying is an idiot.

Evel Knievel

Never describe as malice that which can be more accurately explained as stupidity.

Isaac Asimov

Excuse me if I smell like piss. You know how it is..."

from "Death to Smoochie"

I wish God were alive to see this.

Homer Simpson

You swim with the sharks, bring band-aids.

Lenny Brisco of "Law & Order"

Everybody was really serious... and that was fun.

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