All I Need To Know about Life, I Learned From A Cow
1. Wake up in a happy mooooood.
2.Don't cry over spilled milk.
3.The grass is greener on the udder side of the fence.
4. Turn the udder cheek and moooo-ve on.
5.Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!
6. It's better to be seen and not herd.
7. Honor thy father and thy Mother and all your udder relatives.
8. Never take any bull from anybody.
9. Stepping on cowpies bring good luck.
10. Black and White is an appropriate fashion statement.
11. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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