Huzzah! Huzzah! This is the Official Hooberville Guestbook! If you have not signed it yet, please do so now. That way, you won't be just another nameless counter statistic.
Huzzah! Huzzah! This is the Official Hooberville Guestbook! If you have not signed it yet, please do so now. That way, you won't be just another nameless counter statistic.
Becky - 08/18/00 19:03:31
My Email:etain22@yahoo.com
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: If you are walking along the street on a dark night and meet a frog in a top hat, it's best not to make eye contact. Just move on.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Are you the precursor to AI?
Comments:
Hey, Bill, I finally made it! Good job-- very interesting place. My suggestion would be to provide a link to www.gemtree.com's list of program down loads. Fossik away!
i remain anonymous - 06/04/00 20:32:08
My Email:anotheronebitesthedust@dontask.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: true philosophy
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: of course he wrote them himself. he's stupid. they're stupid.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: when will bill grow up?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: not particularly.
Comments:
this is an interesting site. i am amused. it does not reflect your actual personality, however. for, bill, you are an irrational fool. you have no sense of reality. having a conversation with you is similar to chatting with a stupid dog. you put othe
s down with the intent to make yourself feel better. try another tactic. it's obviously not working. your pretend friends are most obviously sick of it.
Bill - 06/02/00 22:08:20
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/imfrozen.geo
My Email:imfrozen@aol.com
Comments:
Nice site, me. I was just tampering with the
guest book page, and I'm wondering if this whole
thing won't just explode as soon as I click "I'm
Done!" Cross yer fingers
Ando - 02/01/00 20:01:40
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mn/Hupejew/index.html
My Email:cowdance@juno.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: How about no eating dog food without soy sauce.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Do I look good in a dress???
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: NO
Comments:
Mornin Bill. Hope them cakes are almost done.
Dan - 09/06/99 21:55:48
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/israel8
My Email:dkeidl@juno.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: Sausages
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Pancreatic sausages
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Where is my father right now?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: I'll burn your lawn so you don't have to mow it.
Comments:
336 visitors, Billy boy! Good work... unless you've been tampering with the damages counter.
10/16/98 03:20:40
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing Thanks
Master - 07/15/98 21:36:31
My Email:Not telling
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: No
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: No
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: No
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: No
Comments:
This web site needs work. Too boring.
Master - 07/15/98 21:35:51
My Email:Not telling
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: No
Comments:
Master - 07/15/98 21:35:31
Comments:
THIS ENTRY DELETED DUE TO A SLEAZY ADVERTISEMENT CONTAINED WITHIN. THE INVOLVED PARTIES SHOULD BE ASHAMED. AND I DON'T LIKE THEM.
Sarah - 06/19/98 02:25:51
My Email:Oh, you know!
Comments:
Oh, great site, dear! I can't believe I've never signed your book before, though. Hey, how's I.L.L. coming? I love you!
Joe - 04/13/98 17:18:30
My Email:Joe Vader
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a telephone pole? Find Out!!
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Oik.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: How old are you?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: I can play the kazoo, can I be in your band?
Comments:
Magusshade - 04/07/98 01:58:08
My URL:http://members.aol.com/magusshade/void.html
My Email:magusshade@aol.com
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Can 30 minute brownies be made in 28 minutes?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: No.
Comments:
Very...interesting...page.
Sorry, that's classified, but I guess you can call me Matt for now. - 04/03/98 06:53:20
My URL:I don't have one.
My Email:That's also Classified.
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: Um......not that I can think of.
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Um...A left-handed person is the only person in his/her right mind.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Why are you asking me this?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: Noooot reallyyy......
Comments:
Hello Bill! This is a very cool site. Excellent job. And here's a special treat. I hope it works:
Colin - 03/29/98 19:58:02
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/FashionAvenue/7957
My Email:rjmfl@gte.net
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: what is my name?
Comments:
very interesting place you have here
Bill - 03/23/98 04:35:04
My URL:http://rightwhereyouare.com
My Email:Lookatthebottomofthetitlescreen@checkthename.oik
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: N/A
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: N/A
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: N/A
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: No. And I don't plan to, either.
Comments:
Hey, I was just checking out my guest book, and YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! SICK SICK SICK!!! YOU DISGUST ME! Keep up the good work. Oik. Chow for now, fellow Hoobervillians. I'll see you, well, never.
Karl Edwards - 01/15/98 20:11:31
My URL:http://www.KarlEdwards.org/
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: bathing
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: bathe bill
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: can I bathe you
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: bathe you
Comments:
>>>>PooP<<<<
Nate Dogg - 12/19/97 23:22:49
My Email:cypike@aol.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: cyanide-filled bean bag chairs.
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: One should not sit in bean-bag chair filled with cyanide pellets.
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: How goes it?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: You Wish!
Comments:
I be a friend of your friend Tony. I been heard tons o' stuffs about you.......
Tony - 12/14/97 04:38:04
My URL:http://me
My Email:You know
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Will you say no to this question?
Comments:
Danny Boy - 12/11/97 17:06:53
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mn/betawulf
My Email:Now never you mind that
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: The Yucatan Peninsula
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Ctrl-Alt-Del
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Are you merely a figment of Bill's imagination?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: Yes. I will eat lunch.
Comments:
Hooked on Kleptomonics works for me!
goteverythingupthere - 12/03/97 19:27:02
My URL:http://imnottelling.com
My Email:youareaqueer@yourgay.gay
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: less gay stuff
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: hm
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: are you gay?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: No, but there's somethiing YOU`D like me to do to you, and I'm not gonna do it.
Comments:
This site sucks!
Justin - 11/11/97 03:07:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Rampart/5666
My Email:Par11@hotmail.com
Comments:
You signed my Guestbook so I'm signing yours:-)
Luka Bajzer - 11/05/97 14:52:34
My Email:the_harbinger@juno.com
Comments:
none.
Smoker - 11/04/97 21:00:18
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: the future of Mac computers
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Man who speak with forked tongue should not kiss balloon
Comments:
Llib - 11/03/97 22:31:03
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: No. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: Yes! Bill is dumb! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Yes. Why is Bill so dumb? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: No. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Comments:
Ha ha ha ha ha! I am Llib, your evil clone! You will never win! Muhahahahaha!
Paul - 11/01/97 19:25:31
My URL:http://me
My Email:BigPoser@juno.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: poop
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: do I look fat?
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: all of the above
Comments:
"What makes Bill cry?"-Craig Kilborn, THE DAILY SHOW
iwantyou - 11/01/97 02:29:57
My Email:hubbahubbayourdamnhotbitch
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: porn
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: i think your sexy
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: am i sexy
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: screw me
Comments:
i want you
Bob the Mystery Sloth - 10/31/97 04:07:51
My Email:Psycofrog2
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Who's Da Man
Comments:
Cheese
Tony Me - 10/31/97 04:04:36
My Email:KungKoala@AOL.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: Cows, lots of cows
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Is Mug purposely made so frothy?
Comments:
beans are neat.
Bill - 10/31/97 03:20:44
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/area51/rampart/5663
My Email:Im frozen@AOL.com
Got a Hooberville topic idea? PLEASE TELL ME.: No! It's my site, silly!
Any ideas for Toby's Words of Wisdom (you didn't think he wrote all of those himself, did you)?: No I don't and yes I did!
Any questions to ask the 8-ball??: Nonononono!
Any other work of mine you'd like to do for me?: I AM YOU.
Comments:
Hi. It's only fitting that I'm the first one to sign the old Hooberville guestbook, so here I am. Sign this now, even if you already have, dear reader! Chowabunga says it all.