''They were very good-looking people, ash-colored faces and skin ...
about five feet five tall, eyes a little more pronounced, small ears, small nose, fine features and
hairless,'' he said, adding that he saw military personnel place five corpses into body bags and
remove them in jeeps.
The government, however, insists that people are miraculously mistaking these happenings for incidents that supposedly occoured
in the mid 50's as well as with early Viking space probes such as this 1972 picture of a Viking space probe awaiting recovery in New Mexico:
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All kidding aside, these are the dummies that the military recreated etc, etc:
Sat. July 26, 1997
Today I have come upon an amazing discovery.
I have discovered that the Russian space station Mir, recently holed by a run away space freighter,
was not, in fact, harmed by the elder Russian Cosmonot as is rumored. It was in fact, run amuck
by the creature you see here before you in this very image: