The Official Fat Girl Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about fat girls, REAL FAT GIRLS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Andy and I can't stop thinking about fat girls.  These girls are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Fat girls are mammals.

2.    Fat girls eat ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the fat girl is to pig out and look nasty.

Weapons and gear:

Donuts                    Twinkies   

Fat Girl Outfit

Testimonial:

Fat girls can eat anything they want!  Fat girls go to all you can eat buffets ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These girls are so crazy and awesome that they pig out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this fat girl who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude said "That's a huge bitch!" the fat girl ate the whole town.  My friend Eric said that he saw a fat girl totally sit on some kid and crush his body just because the kid was too skinny.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that fat girls have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will sit on you!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Fat girls are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These bitches are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Fat girls are fat, sweaty, stinky, dirty, nasty, and disgusting.  I can't wait to start working at weight watchers next year.  I love fat girls with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about fat girls?

A: Fat girls are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are totally huge, but on the other hand, fat girls are still totally huge.

Q: I heard that fat girls are always hungry and mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, fat girls can be hungry OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do fat girls do when they're not eating deep fried foods or sitting on people?

A: Most of their free time is spent finding things hidden in their fat rolls, but sometimes they jazzercise to Richard Simmons.  (Ask George if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my friend Greg showing off.

He's a lot older than me and claims to have seen a fat girl naked,

which is bragable.

IF you want to get really fat, check this out!

The Original REAL ULTIMATE POWER !