Roleplay # : 09...CWF V.1 Record : Wins[02] - Losses[01] - Draws[00]...Versus : Kurt Angle

CWF V.1 Achievements : CWF V1 European Champion[c]; Top Ten RPer [3x]; #4 in Top Ten of the Month[The Rant]; Runner-up for Match of the Month[The Rant]; Best Champion of the Month[The Rant]; more to come.. ..


Forward: On Smackdwon.. HOUR ONE, There has been some heated contribution between the superstars. Triple H and Rob Van Dam.. Buff Bagwell and Kurt Angle, and others. The one feud we want to focus on right now is Buff and Kurt. It all started when Kurt and Buff were seen backstage together, some words were thrown back at each other until finally Buff let out all of his fury on Kurt and stole his gold medals. He then cheated Kurt out of his match with Jeff Hardy. These two will clash at Vengeance in a 2 out of 3 falls match. And if you've been living under a rock for the past few years, let me tell you how this will go down. First of all theres the first match, and in this case it's Pinfall. So the first man to get a pinfall wins the first Fall. Then they go to the second Fall which in this case is a street fight if the other man wins this he gets the second fall, and then it would go to a Table match to decide who the winner is and in this case it's BUFF BAGWELL! Kurt doesn't stand a chance in hell against Buff. Vince knows it, Shane knows it, everybody knows it.. Even Kurt himself. So at Vengeance Buff will mop the floor with Kurt and retain his European Championship.. Why? Becuase, putting it simply, BUFF IS THE STUFF, BABY!


Scene: Fade in CWF V1 Logo. The scene opens in a training facility. Various workout equipment can be seen along with a few people with their personal instructors or trainers. Plenty of HOT woman are here working out, sweat is of course rolling down the side of their faces, but hey that's what makes them hotter! Some are even getting down to their bras from the sweat. It's only convenient that Buff Bagwell be here. But where? The camera man looks around for Buff but sees no Buff. He spans around the entire place but only to see woman and trainers. He tries one more time and wait.. THERE HE IS! He's flirting with one of the girls. The camera man walks up to them standing behind the woman. We hear some of Buff's flirtacious words.

Buff Bagwell: " So.. How about later on we go out together. I mean I got a match on a Pay-Per-View, and if you haven't guessed yet, I'm a professional wrestler. I'm also the European champion. I speak a little french from time to time. "

Fitness Woman: " Oh you do? Let me hear some of it. "

Buff begins to sweat as he looks at the woman.

Buff Bagwell: " Well, I forgot some of it. But here's some I remember. I AMS ZE STUFF! "

The woman walks away.

Buff Bagwell: " Wait! Wait! I can do better! "

Buff turns back to his training when he sees the camera man he almost jumps out of his skin!

Buff Bagwell: " Why do you guys always do that? "

Camera Man: " I dunno.. "

Buff Bagwell: " Well.. What are you doing here, except for trying to get an interview? "

Camera Man: " Ummm, you have a match with Kurt at Vengeance. Your supposed to do something. "

Buff Bagwell: " I don't know what your talking about. "

Camera Man: " The thing where you show fans something. "

Buff Bagwell: " Your losing me here. "

Camera Man: " Your supposed to... Umm your supposed to... Ahhhhh! YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO A FRIGGIN' PROMO! "

Buff Bagwell: " Woah man! I didn't know, you don't have to go ballistic. Just wait a second. "

Buff turns and acts as if he's doing something, but he's doing nothing. He turns back around and looks at the camera.

Buff Bagwell: " Okay, so now what am I supposed to do? "

Camera Man: " Say something about Kurt. "

Buff Bagwell: " Okay, well. Kurt is an olympic milk drinker who squirts it out of his nose! "

The Camera man stares at Buff with his mouth wide open.

Camera Man: " WHAT.. WAS.. THAT!? "

Buff Bagwell: " One of my top insults on Kurt Angle. "

Camera Man: " WHAT!? "

Buff Bagwell: " Just fooling with you.. Look there's no reason for me to talk about Kurt. I've already hurt him bad enough. "

Camera Man: " How do you suppose that? "

Buff Bagwell: " I costed him his match against Jeff, and I stole these babies..(Takes Kurt's Gold Medals out of his pocket).. Without these Kurt is nothing! These are what made Kurt, with a little trade I say I have this match in the bag! "

Camera Man: " That's good Buff. "

Buff Bagwell: " Hey, this is Buff your talking to. Everything is GREAT not good, GREAT! "

Camera Man: " Buff, can you enlighten us on the match at Vengeance. "

Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, sure. Now at Vengeance there will be a European 2 out 3 Falls Title Match! We got the first match which is the Pinfall matchup, this part is like any ordinary match, and of course I will snag it like that! So then we go to the Street fight, and let me assure you I am a STREET FIGHTER... "

Camera Man: " Then why do you have boxing gloves? "

Buff Bagwell: " Becuase I don't want to hurt these hands! These hands have been in numerous commericials you know.. I am a hand model and a model! Ha! Ha! You think I'd actually let anything happen to these beauties! "

Camera Man: " (Looking at him strangely).. Oooooookaaaayyyy. "

Buff Bagwell: " So.. Where was I? "

Camera Man: " The Street fight.. "

Buff Bagwell: " Oh yeah! So then we have the street fight and if Kurt somehow, he won't, but if he somehow wins that match-up after I had won the Pinfall match it would lead us to the 3 Fall which is a Table match, and Mr. Camera Man you know what I can do with tables... "

Camera Man: " Yeah, I think Rob... Van... Dam and Booker T are still feeling it. "

Buff Bagwell: " I bet they are, I bet they are. So I about have this match in this bag, why must I do anymore talking? "

Camera Man: " You don't have to talk anymore. "

Buff Bagwell: " I don't? "

Camera Man: " No, your a free man Buff. Well until Vengeance. "

Buff Bagwell: " Oh, well see ya. "

The Camera Man goes to leave as Buff stops him.

Buff Bagwell: " WAIT! I got one more thing to say.. Yeah, I do. At Vengeance what will be said and done will never be able to be erased. "

Camera Man: " You finished? "

Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, yeah. I'm finished. "

The Camera Man goes to leave again as Buff stops him.

Buff Bagwell: " WAIT! I got ONE more thing to say. "

Buff Bagwell: " KURT.. YOU SUCK! "

Camera Man: " You finished yet? "

Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, I'm finished. "

Camera Man: " You sure? "

Buff Bagwell: " I'm finished. Just go. "

Camera Man: " Okay... "

The Camera Man goes to leave. Walking very slowly. He gets to the door and turns around quickly to see Buff.

Buff Bagwell: " What? "

The Camera Man says nothing and opens the door looking at Buff.

Buff Bagwell: " What is your problem man? "

The Camera Man begins to leave as he hears Buff.

Buff Bagwell: " WAIT! "

Camera Man: " WHAT!!! "

Buff Bagwell: " I got one more thing to say. "

Camera Man: " One more, thing? "

Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, just one more thing. "

Camera Man: " You sure, your not screwing with me or anything like that. "

Buff Bagwell: " No, Look at who your talking to. This is Buff, the overall handsome, and honest guy. "

Camera Man: " Well.. Okay. You can say one more thing. "

Buff Bagwell: " You already know what I'm going to say. "

Camera Man: " No, I don't. "

Buff Bagwell: " Come on now, you and everybody else should know what I'm about to say. "

Camera Man: " I'm sorry, I don't know. "

Buff Bagwell: " WHAT!? You mean to tell me that after all of my matches, interviews, my merchandise!? "

Camera Man: " Buff, I don't know what you are going to say. "

Buff Bagwell: " WHAT!? You mean to tell me that after all of my matches, interviews, my merchandise!? "

Camera Man: " Buff, just say it. "

Buff Bagwell: " You dissapoint me Mr. Camera man. But once I say this you better remember it. In fact I want you to sing it to me every single day until you get it. Why? Becuase I'm Buff, I'm the Stuff.. I get more girls than Kurt, and they just can't get enough! "

Buff goes to walk away as the camera man, this time, stops him.

Camera Man: " Buff, what was you going to say? "

Buff Bagwell: " I already.. Man, you really have problems. "

Buff leaves staring at the camera man weirdly as he goes. Kurt and Bagwell at VENGEANCE!