The NCW Logo fades in along with the copyright information for the company. It slowly fades away. We fade back into scene as Buff Bagwell is seen with the Hardcore championship.. and ironically, some gold medals. Buff looks down at them suprised for a moment, but he then goes back to his buisness. When all of sudden a replica of the Hardcore championship flies and smacks Buff in the face.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey! What's the big freakin' idea! "

Buff covers his mouth, astonished at what he has said. Then over, comes some little kids. Who grab the belt.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " You guys should really watch where you throw your belts at. "

"Little Runt" - Jason: " Sorry, "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, you better be..(rubs his head)..That really hurt. "

"Little Runt" - Jason: " Oh shut up, you big cry baby. "

The kid runs off as Buff looks at him quizically. He then continues to walk. He comes close to his destination when some crazed Olympic Fan jumps out.

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " Hey there! "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hi.. I guess.. "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " My name, is Sam. And I must say, I'm a big fan! "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " (Blushing).. Oh well, I didn't really think I had any fans!..(Jumps at him)..Would you like my AUTOGRAPH! "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " I sure would! "

Sam pulls out a pad and pen and hands it to Buff.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Okay, who should I make this out to? "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " Sam.. "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Sam? Just Sam? "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " Yeah. Just, Sam. "

Buff looks at him and just signs to paper handing it back to him.

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " I must say, I'm really happy to be getting an Olympians autograph. "

Buff just looks at Sam.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What? "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " I said, I'm really happy to be getting an Olympians autograph. "

Buff looks at the Olympic Fan.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Hey, I'm no Olympian. "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " Yes you are. I saw you win the Olympics with a broken freakin' neck! You even have to gold medals around your neck to prove it! "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Listen here, Bucko..(Looks at himself)..Bucko? Oh well, I'm no olympian! I'm just Buff Bagwell.. NCW's Hardcore champion! "

"Olympic Fan" - Sam: " How can you even talk like that! You cried after you won those gold medals, I even cried with you. "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What kind of funny cigarettes have you been smoking? I am Buff Bagwell.. that's all! I'm the Stuff, I'm tough and the girrrrrlllllllsssss can't get enough. Now get out of my way ya hippy! "

Buff goes to walk away and turns back around snatching the autograph away from him. Buff then walks on, stepping up to a house. He just walks inside and heads straight to the kitchen, where he opens the fridge and grabs a carton of milk, gulping it down. Buff then suddenly stops and wonders to himself.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Why am I drinking milk? I never drink milk. Although it is quite delicous.. WAIT! What am I talking about! "

Buff begins to panic just a little. As he puts the carton of milk down. He then goes to a room as he sees dozens of posters of him, not as a wrestler.. But AS A OLYMPIAN! Buff really begins to panic now. He rushes to the bathroom. Rinsing his face off with water. He then looks up at the mirror. SHOCKED at what he sees.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "

Buff falls to the ground. The camera zooms up a little to see... BUFF HAS A RECEDING HAIRLINE! Buff squirms and wiggles on the ground as a woman's voice can be heard.

"???" - ???: " Buff? Is that you? "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " MOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAAA! "

Buff scrambles to his feet tackling his mother almost.

"Olympic Mother" - Judy Bagwell: " Buff, what is wrond with you? "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Momma, something weird is going on. I'm an olympian.. "

"Olympic Mother" - Judy Bagwell: " What are you talking about? "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Yeah, I know. Everybody is going around calling me an Olympic Hero, and I'm getting gosh darn tired of it!..(Buff covers his mouth shocked).. "

"Olympic Mother" - Judy Bagwell: " Buff are you alright? Everyone is going around calling you an olympian, because, well, you are one. "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What? No! This can't be true! I'm not an olympian! No! I won't believe it! I won't! I'm Buff FREAKIN' Bagwell! "

Buff continues to go mad, so to speak. As suddenly Ashton Kutcher of all people walks out. He looks at Buff with an evil smile. Buff soon realizes it and stands up.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What? Who are you! Get out of my FREAKIN' HOUSE! I'm warning ya, I'll go olympic on your freakin' butt! "

"PUNK'D" - Ashton Kutcher: " Woah there, Buff! Do you watch MTV? "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " What the hell is that? "

(An Olympian, not knowing what MTV is.. Ha! What's the odds of that?)

"PUNK'D" - Ashton Kutcher: " Music Television? Oh boy, we got a lot to work with. Well, I host a shot called PUNK'D a show where I play jokes on people. You were one of our targets. You see we dressed you like an olympian and got fake medals to put on you. We then got actors to act as if you were an olympian. Including your mom. So Buff.. I think you've been... PUNK'D!! Ha! Ha! Ha! "

Buff jumps up and down, happy as ever as he hugs his mom, Ashton, and even Sam who showed up. He then takes off all of the olympic stuff revealing Buff's own clothes. Buff grabs his Hardcore title, and walks up to Ashton.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Ya know, normally I would just beat you up right now, But I'm relieved that I'm not an olympian, I'll let you go. "

Buff goes to walk away but turns around and looks at Ashton confused.

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " But there is one thing I gotta ask you. "

"PUNK'D" - Ashton Kutcher: " Yeah..? "

"Olympic Stuff" - Buff Bagwell: " Why was I acting like an olympic gold medalists? "

"PUNK'D" - Ashton Kutcher: " I don't know.. That was all you man! "

Buff walks out of the house, confused and uncertain. Ha! Ha! Buff was going OLYMPIC! Well, we know for sure that at Rebellion Bagwell will go Buff on all who step in his way.. John Cena, Kurt Angle, and Hurricane WATCH OUT! Buff is on FIRE!