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Heres some accordian jokes Ive collected.

If you drop an accordian, a set of bagpipes, and a viola off a 20 story building,
which one lands first?

Awnser- Who cares?

Whats the difference between an accordian and an Uzi?

Awnser- The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.

What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?

Awnser- A good start.