Geoff


This is where I will be able to voice my numerous opinions on random things in life, like love, death, music, school, and other stuff. I hope y'all will look through the pages on this site, and will find stuff interesting. I like to think I'm not boring, some people say I am. As Pooh said: "It's a long story, and it's even longer when I tell it." Anyways, I update this when I damn well feel like it, so don't get on my back if some of this stuff is outdated or old, because I'm a busy man.


Whatcha wanna do?


"You Know You're from the Capital District"

"Can We All Please Stop Sucking Nirvana's Dick?"



**NEW!!** My DVD List **NEW!!**

"I Know You" by Henry Rollins, my all time favorite poem

** "The Good Earth" a thing I threw together **

My Favorite Links (NEW!!! Still under construction)




CLEVERCITIZEN.COM






What people are saying about Geoff

"He's a very special boy" "You should be promoted to God." - Martin M., Milford, MA

"If you could breakdance...you'd be the best breakdancer ever!" - Kevin R., Voorheesville, NY

"You're talking again, you gotta stop doing that." - Dave F., Schenectady, NY

"I love you cuz you're the cock and I'm the Asian and that makes the two of us put together a caucasian....but I'm still only Asian and well, I guess that makes you a cock." - Jojo A., Charleston, NY

"You're a narcee. NARCEE." - Sean S., Los Angeles, CA, formerly of Queensbury, NY

"Geoff is dead sexy and smart, which equals 'quite the catch'." - Jeanette P., Huntington Bay, NY

"Geoff is the biz-omb." - Eileen P., Duanesburg, NY

"Geoff, your loyalty makes me all warm and fuzzy inside, thanks." - Jim K., Albany, NY

"You are indeed a Clever Citizen." - Josh O., Binghamton, NY

"You're so wonferdufl." - Rachael M., Delanson, NY

"You're a chick. You know that right?" - Chris K., Milford, MA

"You'd look good in women's clothing." - Nan W., Albany, NY

"geoff.youarelame.com" - Liz M., Philadelphia, PA

"Aww hun, you're too wonderful... if I didn't have a gay boyfriend..." - Lindsay S., Saratoga Springs, NY

"i just wanted to tell you that you rock" "You, my friend, are a giant dork, which is why I love you." - Meghan K., Utica, NY

"i am truly impressed with your musical variety of taste." - Adam Z., Fairport, NY

"Did you eat a lot of broccoli when you were a kid?" - Jeff R., Merrick, NY

"Sam's an asshole, Geoff is cool." - Cassie, Cairo, NY




To contact Geoff, email him at iisdrunk247[at]hotmail[dot]com.

"No matter how hard parents try to protect their children, they will eventually be arrested and end up in the local newspaper."