is unofficially here
Don’t blame us cos we never invented
it.
Notes Definition
Money notes – yes they made wonga outa this
Musical notes – Using notes is like sitting at an opera. It must have been
a mistake.
notes Down - Notes is always down
Official
dictionary definition
Things we hate about notes!
Its ugly,
and I mean hideous to look at. Themes and signatures just look stupid.
If you hit the little X in the top
right corner to close down the email, it closes the blooming application.
When loading up notes first thing in
the morning the old emails are shown first so one's needs to sort by date to
get recent. - "What aload!!!”
F5 should be refresh but Notes it's F9. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
The forward button to forward emails
has never worked since for the last 3 years!! -
"How annoying is that???"
You need a password id file to
logon. –
Archiving - "What
archiving?"
To setup notes initally to see your
mail server is always a mammoth task.
The cursor change from arrow to a
middle finger - is it an indication to say 'Up yours!!'.
Pi$$ takers!! (Move from right display and point to left display ie.inbox,
Draft sent etc)
Poems
I Hate Notes.
I hate it
when it flashing on the taskbar.
You click it
to see what the problem is
it pop’s
up a window “You have new Mail -- Ok or Cancel”.
You click
“Ok” and it shuts off.
Hang on I
clicked “OK” not cancel - pooh Notes.
I Hate
Notes
So ok I
click on Notes again this time it opens.
But where
the flock is my new Mail… Arrrrrrr…
Refresh
“F9”. Pooh bha Notes.
I Hate Notes.
Note – We apologise
for the profanity but the integrity of this poem needs the advertising from our
sponsors.
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