I HATE NOTES

is unofficially here

 

Don’t blame us cos we never invented it.

 

Notes Definition

Money notes – yes they made wonga outa this

Musical notes – Using notes is like sitting at an opera. It must have been a mistake.

notes Down -  Notes is always down

Official dictionary definition

 

Things we hate about notes!

 

Its ugly, and I mean hideous to look at. Themes and signatures just look stupid.

 

If you hit the little X in the top right corner to close down the email, it closes the blooming application.

 

When loading up notes first thing in the morning the old emails are shown first so one's needs to sort by date to get recent. - "What aload!!!”

 

F5 should be refresh but Notes it's F9. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

 

The forward button to forward emails has never worked since for the last 3 years!! -  "How annoying is that???"

 

You need a password id file to logon. –

 

Archiving - "What archiving?"

 

To setup notes initally to see your mail server is always a mammoth task.

 

The cursor change from arrow to a middle finger - is it an indication to say 'Up yours!!'. Pi$$ takers!! (Move from right display and point to left display ie.inbox, Draft sent etc)

 

Poems

I Hate Notes. 

I hate it when it flashing on the taskbar. 

You click it to see what the problem is

it pop’s up a window “You have new Mail  -- Ok or Cancel”. 

You click “Ok” and it shuts off. 

Hang on I clicked “OK” not cancel - pooh Notes. 

I Hate Notes 

So ok I click on Notes again this time it opens.

But where the flock is my new Mail… Arrrrrrr…

Refresh “F9”. Pooh bha Notes.

I Hate Notes.

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