This is Rho. Some call her "Rho-Bot" because her once human heart has been replaced by that of a cold, distant android, void of all emotion. To put it in Leah's words... "Rhoneil's a bitch. She knows she's a bitch. No one could be that big of bitch by accident." If it isn't painfully obvious by this point, Rhoneil is the winner that created this web site. Rhoneil has just been fired from her cushy design job in a downtown office building. That's right, no more gym-pass, no more salary, no more getting mistaken everyday for a bike courier. Rhoneil's been cut! Apparently it's a "faux pas" to call the boss' girlfriend fat. Rhoneil can now be found surlier than ever waiting tables (and doing a poor job at that) at Max's Cuisine and La Piazza. Recent poor choices: early morning, self-inflicted hair cutting with the marijuana scissors.