-[ALIAS]-
The Jackass
-[REAL NAME]-
No fucking way
-[MARITAL STATUS]-
Engaged
(I know, I can't believe I'm not single either)
-[PETS]-
4 Cats:
Sydney
Jada
Belle
Oscar
(I know this may seem scary, but we rescued them all)
-[HOME]-
Minnesota
-[FAVORITE CITY]-
Duluth, Minnesota
-[FAVORITE MOVIES]-
Anchorman
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Blair Witch Project
The Ring
Old School
-[FAVORITE TV]-
Nip/Tuck
Family Guy
South Park
The Simpsons
Big Brother
-[FAVORITE WORD]-
Placenta
-[FAVORITE CHICK]-
Jessica Simpson
-[FAVORITE ATHLETE]-
Michael Jordan
-[WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I'M GROWN UP]-
I want to own/run a production company
-[WHAT I DO WHEN I'M NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE]-
Softball
Basketball
Football
Video Games
Farting
Watching TV/movies
Scratching my itchy nuts