-[ALIAS]-
The Jackass

-[REAL NAME]-
No fucking way

-[MARITAL STATUS]-
Engaged
(I know, I can't believe I'm not single either)

-[PETS]-
4 Cats:
Sydney
Jada
Belle
Oscar
(I know this may seem scary, but we rescued them all)

-[HOME]-
Minnesota

-[FAVORITE CITY]-
Duluth, Minnesota

-[FAVORITE MOVIES]-
Anchorman
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Blair Witch Project
The Ring
Old School

-[FAVORITE TV]-
Nip/Tuck
Family Guy
South Park
The Simpsons
Big Brother

-[FAVORITE WORD]-
Placenta

-[FAVORITE CHICK]-
Jessica Simpson

-[FAVORITE ATHLETE]-
Michael Jordan

-[WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I'M GROWN UP]-
I want to own/run a production company

-[WHAT I DO WHEN I'M NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE]-
Softball
Basketball
Football
Video Games
Farting
Watching TV/movies
Scratching my itchy nuts