Disclaimer: The Family Circus was created by Bil Keane and is disturbuted by King Features. Please take this as a work of parody and not as an insult against Bil Keane. If it weren't for him I'd have to burn down buildings for fun.
Story: When John Ashcroft threatens to shut down the adult bookstore, the whole Keane family, along with Uncle Roy, Strange Lisa, Anardo the Lovable Illegal Immigrant, Murray the Agent, and all the other scum that hang out with them, must work together to save their favorite hangout from destruction.
Featuring the hit songs:
Coming as soon as we get a Producer! Or a script.