| This is Timmy. Also Known as Timmy B, Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat, Sav the Donut King and Timaaaaah ! Timmy has a bit of a reputution for hooking up fat chicks which is difficult to understand as he has stated many times that "all chicks want me" He has also stated that he wouldn't hook up chick fatter than himself. It is therefore unlikely that he will be denying any chicks he comes across in the near future. Timmy is currently a productive member of the Hyena Records team and a keen scout on Mullet Patrols. Timmys lagwagon, the VL Coco-Cola Commodore has yet to see any significant action, despite having a matress in the back and a pair of handcuffs hanging from the rearview mirror. He also lives by his 3 week rule. If he hasn't got any action off a chick in 3 weeks, she gets barred. |
