With these surefire tips, you too can be on the road to immortality. The road to being WYATT EARP.

Ten Eleven Steps to being Wyatt Earp.

• Hit people. Lots of people. Everybody. Strangers, law breakers, your family, your friends, infants.
• Tell everyone your name. It will strike fear.
• Be mean to your best friend. Then make sure he continues sucking up to you.
• Be mean to your friends wife. But only after sleeping with her.
• Get yourself a fancy race horse. Name it something striking - such as a future athlete's name.
• Take your wife for granted. Take your brothers' wives for granted. Women aren't really people, anyway.
• While on the subject, people aren't really people either. Unless they're an Earp. Or sometimes Doc.
• Take advantage of your brothers' accomplishments. After all an Earp did do it, who cares which one it actually was.
• Never get hit by a bullet. This will put a severe dent in your Wyatt persona. Wyatt is not only bullet proof, he is invincible.
• The law is not meant to be broken. The law is meant to be enforced. But its okay for you to break it. You're Wyatt Earp.
• Wyatt knows best. Take care of your brothers, they're lost without you.