Blue Hen Jr.

On the RotoGuru.Com message boards, we vote each week for a "Guru Jr". Someone suggested that we needed a "Blue Hen Jr" so I complied. This award will be decided by a team of all former Blue Hen Jrs and blue hen himself, with the final decision belonging to the award's namesake. Any contributors to the RotoGuru Message Boards may express an opinion or vote. Applicants must love fantasy sports, particularly baseball, and be very entertaining while managing to be somewhat knowledgeable on their topics. If you can't laugh at yourself, tell me; I will go out of my way to laugh at you.

Week Ending July 29, 2001 - Mario LeMoose

I don't really know too much about Mario LeMoose. I think she's a chick, but there's no info in the Forum Registry. What was she thinking? Ms. LeMoose did some good work with something called "Slap This!" a couple years back, but that was a very un-Blue Hen-ish endeavor. We'll forgive it just this once. Despite Mario's unfortunate upbringing (assuming she's from the sorry ass town of Pittsburgh), she managed to overcome her inabilities to create the image seen at the right and win this week's Blue Hen Jr. Award.

Week Ending July 22, 2001 - Winmiller

I don't really know too much about Winmiller. In fact, I'm not even sure if Winmiller is a man or a woman. I've seen posts from a Mrs. Winmiller, but I've been told it's insensitive to assume non-lesbianism, so I don't really know what's going on with that. Winmiller is a great contributor to the boards, doesn't take him/herself too seriously, and, most importantly, plays ESPN Fantasy Games. The choice is obvious this week.

Week Ending September 21, 2000 - KM

"Just because you aren't any good at cheating, doesn't make it not cheating."

Week Ending September 7, 2000 - LTA

Move over, David Letterman. The new King of Late Night is none other than Lance T. Adams, aka LTA. In addition to his everpresence in the chatroom at all hours of the night, LTA achieved his moment of fame by creating GSB spreadsheets to analyze player rating improvement data.

Week Ending August 31, 2000 - Chris

The self-proclaimed "King of GSB", Chris also boasts a team in the Top 100 in Smallworld Baseball. While many people appreciate his breakdown of Grand Slam Baseball ratings and his witticism in the O3 league rankings, his constant presence in the RotoGuru chatroom despite numerous "school" obligations, earns Chris the honor of being this week's Blue Hen Jr.

Week Ending August 25, 2000 - Philliephan

The best part about Philliephan's reign as Blue Hen Jr. is that he did not even really want the honor. He nominated just about everyone in sight, so finally someone nominated him, and the votes just kept on coming. Even after his selection as Blue Hen Jr., he tabbed himself "the reluctant Blue Hen Jr.". Philliephan, whose real name is Paul something-or-other, is also an excellent contributor to the RotoGuru boards, and runs his own Smallworld Hockey Statistics site, since the Guru chooses not to run hockey statistics.

Week Ending August 18, 2000 - Perm Dude (again)

Still nicknamed "Ass Dude", Perm Dude (aka Fred) still contributes to any discussion with his sense of humor. He still has a bevy of followers who will still read any post with his name on it because the funny content of the post will still probably be quite high. Perm Dude still lists his hobbies as hunting, fishing, and collecting model trains.

Week Ending August 11, 2000 - Perm Dude

Nicknamed "Ass Dude", Perm Dude (aka Fred) always contributes to any discussion with his sense of humor. He has a bevy of followers who will read any post with his name on it because the funny content of the post will probably be quite high. Perm Dude lists his hobbies as hunting, fishing, and collecting model trains.

Week Ending July 28, 2000 - Strike One

Strike One (aka Jeff) lists his favorite fantasy sport as baseball, and his favorite baseball teams as the Tigers and the Phillies. Like blue hen, he hates Joe Carter. Well, not so much Joe Carter as much as one home run in particular that came off of Joe Carter's bat. Somehow, Strike One says his favorite hockey teams are the Red Wings and the Devils. In the opinion of this reporter, such a statement is physically impossible. Strike One achieved the honor of Blue Hen Jr. through a legitimate vote, but it came out later that the University of Delaware is actually one of his favorite collegiate athletic programs. Also, the dude absolutely sucks at spelling.

Week Ending July 21, 2000 - Addison

Addison has been playing Smallworld games for two years, and similar to blue hen, he gets screwed often. He finished 101 in SW MS baseball in 1999, thanks to a Smallworld screwup which cost him a double digit WWR. He finished just under 2000th last year in FS baseball and has a team nearly identical to blue hen this year. Most importantly, he accepted the nomination to become the first ever Blue Hen Jr.


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