WARNING
The following site is made by idiots, or under the supervision of idiots.
Accordingly, HPE and a homeless guy we found on the streets
must insist that you do not try to re-enact any stunt or comical
situation performed on this site. Unless it's the tacs on the chair
gag, that one cracks me up...

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