HOTDOG-HEAD RECIPES!
Today we will be featuring a cake you can bake for a friend in prison!
The Saw Cake
Take a saw, put it in the ingredients for a cake and bake it in the oven! Then take to your friends prison and give it to your friend. Your friend will then find the saw and will be able to saw his way out of prison. You can also use: a rifle, a croe bar, a chain saw, an axe, or a plastic fork.  Be sure your friend knows about it, before you give it to them because you don't want your frined to chip a tooth or anyting.
Prison Parffe
This is the official recipe that prisons use for their "Prison Parffe" this recipe has been used in prisons across the country!  Take 79 eggs, 1 cup of sugar, 4 pounds of papper, half a stick of butter, 78 pounds of salt and pout them in a bowl and mix.  Put the oven at 730 degrees F.  In 3 hours you have real prison quality "Prison Parffe"!! ENJOY!!
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