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| HOTDOG-HEAD NEWS! |
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| Clovis, NEW MEXICO After many years Mr. Rogers is hanging up his sweater. Mr. Rogers spent his carrier boring little children to death. Some people described the show as: better than a sleeping pill. He's show is almost as bad Pearl Harbor, or Titanic. Titanic was one of the most suspesful moives ever, I remember sitting in the audience saying "Is it gonna sinck?!?!?!?!?!" Mr. Rogers was born...befor there was hair...He's an old bugger. |
| Paris, Texas THIS JUST IN! SPACE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! Hollywood recently confesed they were behind the whole "Putting a man on the moon." Apollo Thirteen never landed on the moon...a fake module landed on a blu screen set. Hollywood has been laughing for many years... and as for the whole "Space Race"...it never really happened the Soviet Union actually agreed to it..... |
| Other news |
| Munchkin Land Ubala-mala-sala-jaka has been arested for stealing plants from doctor's offices around the country. This man has spent his life going into a doctor's office with a net and he throws it over the plant "and its a struggle" he says as he tries to capture the beast. Police have been chasing him for many years. Ubala-mala-sala-jaka says he's been capturing plants from doctor's offices for "Uko...Reebok...Nike...Addidas...Addidas years." Everyone in America can rest now that this culpret has been captured! Since this happened many people have been opposing his arrest saying: "Let people hunt plants in doctor's offices!" |
| In The Theater |
| WHAKY, CHAKY, CHAKY, Nebraska That pig...he's funny. |
| Music News |
| Clinton, Georgia HDH Productions is realising a CD called "Wicky Micky I bought a monkey and his name's Pooty"... |
| Communist Hangs up Sweater: |
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