THE LIFE/TIME DOCUMENTERY
                            OF
                
A DOGBONE!
                 The life of a dogbone is a painful and solitary existance I should know for i am a dogbone.

                           You are not!

                    I am too!

                             You are not!

                    I am too!

                               You are not!

                     I am too!

                                I'm looking at you, you are not a bogbone!!!

                       Well i want to be!

                                  That doesn't count! On WITH THE SHOW!!!!!

                         Anyway as i was saying the life of a dog is a painful existance.

                                    It is not!

                           It is too!

                                     It is not!

                             Well it should be!

                                      No it shouldn't!

                               As I was saying, the life of a hamster is a solitary existance.

                                       You were not!

                                 I was too!

                                          You were not!

                                   Well I ment too!

                                             That doesn't count!

                                     Anyway i was bitten by a pony!

                                                You were not!

                                        BE QUIET!!!!!!!

                                                  Why?

                                          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                    Why?

                                             CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












                                          
If you can read this you don't need glasses!
I DRANK TOO MUCH WATER