On the Right Hand of God
A Partial History of the Sacred Fungi

Contents

Introduction

About OTRHOG

Part One
    The Fungus Among Us

Part Two
    The Written Word
        Tablet
        The Son of God
        Penis of the Storm
        Virgin Birth
        Holy of Holies
        Scratch One Career
    Tree of Life
    Pissed off Warriors
    Cults, Secret Societies & Hellfire
    Saints, Superheroes & Chimneysweeps

Part Three
    Naked in the Desert

The Written Word

"The written word is a symbol of thought; behind it lies an attitude of mind, and emotion, a reasoned hypothesis, to which the reader can to some extent penetrate."

John M. Allegro
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross(1)
John M. Allegro had no plans to become a mushroom detective. His field was etymology, the study of the roots of words and their evolution . He was one of the world's foremost experts on ancient languages of the Near East. He was a member of the international team that translated the Dead Sea Scrolls.

As any student of our own language can see, there are words that change their meaning very rapidly. Slang expressions can mean different things in different neighborhoods. Younger generations delight in warping the meanings of the words their elders hold dear. New technologies require new language to describe their new features and function. Although the meanings of words tend to change, religious terminology, and especially the names of gods and epic heroes appear to have survived unaltered for thousands of years.

Mr. Allegro was especially interested in the writings of the ancient Sumerians, who occupied the territory near the site of modern Baghdad, near the shores of the Persian Gulf. Not only did the Sumerians seem to have originated the written word, but their language had much in common with the Indo-European and Semitic tongues. The Sumerians wrote on fired clay tablets, some of which have survived for 3,000 years. This "linguistic bridge" has allowed the etymologist to trace the roots of words in their progression through many cultures.2 Allegro

"...should we wish to track down the root of our word 'rule', meaning 'control, guide, exercise influence over', etc., we should find that our etymological dictionaries will refer us through an adaption of Old French back to the Latin regulo, 'direct', connected with regno, 'reign', rex, 'king', and so on. The root here is plain reg- or the like, and its ultimate source we can now discover by taking our search back another three or four thousand years to the earliest known writing of all, that of ancient Sumer in the Mesopotamian basin. There we find a root RIG, meaning 'shepherd', and, by breaking the word down even further, we can discover the idea behind 'shepherd' to his people, that of ensuring the fecundity of the flocks in his charge. This explains the very common concept that the king was a 'shepherd' to his people, since his task was primarily that of looking after the well-being and enrichment of the land and its people."

John M. Allegro
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross(3)


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Our word "tablet" comes from a Sumerian word for the clay tablets they wrote on. These were a bun-shaped lump of clay that was rounded on the bottom to fit the hand and flat on the top to receive the writing. Triangular impressions were made in the soft clay with a stick called a stylus. Further study of their language showed that these words also referred to parts of a mushroom. The tablet, turned flat side down resembled the cap of a mushroom and the stylus also meant the stem or "stype" of the plant.
When Mr. Allegro began to decipher the names of the Sumerian gods, he found many of them bore names also used to describe certain mushrooms. He further found that many of the names also had strong sexual connotations. As he began to find more and more examples of this phenomenon, he also noticed that many of these terms were the same as terminology he had found used in other Near Eastern religions. As more and more words were deciphered, a pattern began to develop. Mr. John M. Allegro had made one of the biggest discoveries of the century. He had found the parent religion to Islam, Hebrew and Christianity, and it worshipped a sacred mushroom.


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The Sumerian priests practiced rites vaguely familiar to us; they prayed to one god who sent his only son to earth for the salvation of man. And that "son of god" was our friend the Amanita muscaria. To the practitioners of this religion, the Amanita muscaria was the most important thing in existence. They owed everything to the god who led them out of the darkness of ignorance into the light of civilization. They considered this fungus so sacred that they used words with mushroom connotations to describe almost everything in their daily lives.
To them, their prosperity depended directly on the ability of their people and animals to reproduce. Many children made for a strong family and tribe. They counted on the animals, both domesticated and wild, to provide them with meat and materials like leather and bone. They also farmed the land and were dependent on their crops and some forage food for themselves and their animals. All of this depended on an adequate rainfall. With it they grew and prospered and without it they could perish. This led to the belief that the Earth was the mother or "womb" of creation. In order for the womb to bring forth life it required fertilization. They "knew" that the rain must contain the "seed of life", and of course, it could only come from the "Father God", who obviously resided in the heavens.
So far, this is not an unusual belief system; we find many places in the world where this is the dominant view. Even our own beliefs of today are not too far removed. Mother Earth and Father God are still with us. To these ancient Sumerians, the symbol for their heavenly father was the same as the symbol that meant the ultimate in "male-ness", the erect penis. It was obvious to them that the rain was semen from this all powerful god.
"The Heavenly Father" fertilized the "Earth Mother" with his life giving "Holy Water" which brought forth the growing things that furnished heat, shelter and food.


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"The phallic form of the mushroom matched precisely that of his father, whom the Sumerians called ISKUR, 'Mighty Penis', the Semites Adad, or Hadad, 'Big-father', the Greeks 'Pater-Zeus', and the Roman Jupiter, 'Father-god'."

John M. Allegro
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross(4)
One plant that stood out after a summer rain was the bright red Amanita muscaria. This plant, with no visible seed, was brought forth from the "virgin" soil by the ejaculation of the "heavenly father". It was said to be "storm seeded", or in another name, "penis of the storm". Not only did it spring forth from the very semen of god, but when it first rose out of the ground, it appeared as an erecting penis. The ancients concluded that this miniature penis was the "Son of God" come to earth. When the fungus was fully formed, it appeared in the shape of the thunderstorm which brought the holy rain, more proof of its divinity.

"The seed of God was supremely holy. Whether it appeared directly from heaven as rain, or as the sap or resin of plants and trees, or as spermal emission from the organs of animals or man, it was sacred and to waste it was a grievous sin. The processes and balance of nature demanded its effective use, since without it there could be no life or regeneration. The words for 'curse' and 'sin' have their roots in the idea of 'seed running to waste'."


John M. Allegro
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross(5)

And when they ate the flesh of their god, he showed them mighty visions, gave them strength and wisdom, so that they could rule in this kingdom. The people who practiced this religion spent a good deal of time out in the summer rains, looking for their little god and at the same time being "anointed" with the "holy water" that fell from the sky. The name they were called translates roughly as the "anointed ones".6 Allegro
The reader may be struck by something familiar about all of this. It also struck Mr. Allegro that he had seen this before. Not only were the beliefs similar to those of a more modern era, but many of the words for heroes and gods had been used, virtually unchanged, in later Hebrew writings including the Old and the New Testaments and the Dead Sea Scrolls. These words and titles had lost their mushroom and sexual connotations and were being interpreted by modern scholars as having a purely religious meaning.


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I suppose that it is time to take a close look at this fungus that has received so much attention. The Amanita muscaria is a bright red mushroom with white spots that grows in association with certain trees, especially white birch in the Old World and pine trees in North America. You have seen this colorful character on greeting cards and in illustrated children's books. This is the mushroom where you are likely to find elves and fairies hanging out.
It first forms in the ground, still damp from his father's orgasm, as a white "egg", just under the decaying leaves and needles. This is the "vulva" or "womb"7 Allegro from which the fungus emerges. The words used to describe this stage of the plant's growth may also be translated as "covered basket" or "manger".
As the snake-like stalk rises from the egg, the soft white outer coating breaks away revealing the deep red of the cap of the mushroom. The "man child" emerges wrapped in "swaddling clothes", as this white fluffy wrapping is then referred to. This "veil" hangs loosely around the stype, being attached to it in the middle. This is the "foreskin" of the erecting penis, and is probably what circumcision is meant to imitate. The fungus then passes through a stage where the cap forms a perfect dome. The full erection of the mushroom and the spreading of its canopy usually takes less than a day.
To the Sumerians, the stype of the fully formed mushroom appeared to be a penis inserted in the cap, which resembled the female genitals. In this living symbol they saw both the male and female elements expressed, and involved in the sex act. They felt that it embodied the whole of creation and was the representative of god here on earth. If you've never seen this flashy plant in action, it may be difficult to understand what all the fuss is about, but if you have seen it, the erotic symbolism is obvious.
And so we have a motif that appears in many places in the ancient world, the virgin birth (without seed), is the claim of many mythical heroes. The emergence from a covered basket or manger, like Moses, whose name translates as the "emergent serpent"(as from a covered basket)8 Allegro really means that phallic stage of the mushroom's growth. The words used to describe Dionysus and Jesus in their mangers and the snake charmer's cobra all have their origins in the worship of this sacred fungus.
As I said before, words with mushroom/sexual connotation were very popular with the Sumerians. There seems to be no part of their life that was not described in terms of their sacred fungus. The head of an axe and its handle, for example, were named after the corresponding parts of the mushroom. Just about anything that got inserted into a hole received a fungus name relating its masculine nature, while the hole was named for its female counterpart. The axle and the wheel were named in this fashion. The fire drill with its whorl and axle, the tablet and stylus already mentioned and the bow and arrow, show their fungus origins.
Up until fairly recently, as history goes, the priesthood was the only class that even knew how to write. That seems to be true the farther we go back into history, all the way back to the first writers, the Sumerians. It is the priests of the Sacred Mushroom that are the most likely candidates for being the inventors of writing in the first place.


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"The temple was designed with a large measure of uniformity over the whole of the Near East now recognizable as a microcosm of the womb. It was divided into three parts; the Porch, representing the lower end of the vagina up to the hymen, or Veil; the Hall, or vagina itself; and the inner sanctum, or Holy of Holies, the uterus. The priest, dressed as a penis, anointed with various saps and resins as representing the divine semen, enters through the doors of the Porch, the 'labia' of the womb, past the veil or 'hymen' and so into the hall."

John M. Allegro
The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross(9)
The Jewish surname, Kohen, is also the most common Hebrew word for "priest". This word comes to us from the Sumerian title for the office which translates literally as "guardian of the semen". He was in charge of "god's house", where he was acting out the role of the supreme creator. He was the keeper of the saps and resins that represented the divine semen in its Earthly forms.10 Allegro The ancients "knew" that water was the fluid contained in all life and, to them, these liquid elements of Nature were the life blood of existence. When the priest poured these holy oils on the heads of dignitaries, it was meant to represent them as divine beings covered with the divine spermatozoa. This identifies them with the first "anointed ones", who practiced the same rites in ancient Sumer, as well as bestowing upon them the life giving properties of the "holy" water.
There are many modern Hebrew words and rites that are obviously descended from the Sumerians. The little round cap that Jewish schoolboys wear is shown by its nomenclature to represent the cap of the sacred mushroom. In fact, most of the religious headgear of the Near East can be traced to its Sumerian roots. In the crowns of kings, caps of all kinds, most helmets and the "crown of thorns"11 Allegro supposedly worn by Jesus, we can see that they refer to the cap of the sacred fungus, and or, the head of the erect penis.
It is easy to dismiss Mr. Allegro and others who have brought us such disturbing news as cranks or fools, but when we venture out into uncharted landscapes, we must trust our scouts. The Mushroom Detectives may seem a little eccentric, but don't let that distract you from the importance of their investigations.
It is important to realize that nobody made this stuff up in an effort to discredit religion. This information has come to us from dedicated researchers who are often as baffled by the implications as the rest of us.

The symbol of the cross is used throughout the world in many cultures. According to Mr. Allegro it started out as a word meaning the tongue of an oxcart that with its attached yoke. A popular punishment of the times was to put the offender in the harness and make him pull the cart or wagon as a beast of burden. This was hard punishment but not very practical. A man was not likely to be able to keep up with the rest of the oxen. So, this evolved into crucifixion. A symbol for the tongue and yoke was erected and the offender tied to it. He was left by the side of the road to serve as a warning to others who might have thoughts of misconduct.12 Allegro
The original names given the tongue and yoke were, like the wheel and axle, also names referring to the sacred mushroom. The cap, representing the female was the "burden", supported by the shaft, that held the male and the oxen to their task.




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Mr. Allegro's findings have received almost no attention in the western world for the same reasons that Mr. Wasson's failed to enlighten the Hindus. Nobody wants to hear it. When it came time to publish, the usual academic journals open to him wanted nothing to do with his work. After all, it was Christian money that financed his studies. His revelations shook biblical scholars to the core.

He eventually published his findings in a London tabloid with a credibility rating equal to our National Enquirer. They "sexed up" the headlines and gained him nothing but ridicule for his work. His insistence on publishing his findings cost him his career and he died after spending his last years in virtual exile on the Isle of Man. Lucky for us, he also left us several books on the subject that are available through the library system and used book stores.

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Sources
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1 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 3.
2 Allegro,The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 10.
3 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 4.
4 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 55.
5 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 25.
6 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 60.
7 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 54.
8 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 80.
9 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 25.
10 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross<, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 58.
11 Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 59.
12 Allegro,The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, Doubleday, New York, 1970, p 105.


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