Brian
Name: Alonzo
Location
: Long Island, NY
Age
: 16
Status
: Single, but women are always flocking to hear his views on various things from berrets to prostitution. You better get him while he is still available...
How He Likes To Show Off:
It's very rare to find "Alonzo" keeping to his own at any given point in the day. Either he is trying to find out how much he'd have to pay various females for sexual relations, serenading couples for a small fee on Valentines Day, getting the whole cafeteria involved in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" in June, or making farewell speeches in garbage pails.
Other
: Let me tell you something about this "Alonzo" fellow, he is a sure fire catch. No kidding. How hot is he? How many boys walk around school in a peacoat and a berret saying odd yet extremely ingenious things. Plus he even used to visit me frequently when I worked at Duane Reade...okay, maybe he really didn't WANT to visit, but who else would've cashed 20 travelers checks for him. DAMN RIGHT BIZNOTCH! Plus any guy who proudly wears a berret is HOT. Thanks Jon, err, "Alonzo" for being so cool to me when I needed cheering up!

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