AbBy- HeLlO oR ShAlL i SaY hOwDy.  Ha Ha.  WhAt U uP To?  PrObAbLy BeIn   ClUmSy. WeLlZ C-Ya LaTaZ. SqUiRrEl's R wEiRd.
BrIaNnE- FUNGUS HA HA.  WeLlZ UnIcOrNs R JuNk. DONKEYS ARE BETTER!! YEAH.  So WhAsSuP?? C-Ya ArOuNds.
CaMi- HeLlO dEaD fISh , HoObAsTiNk,  DeAf EaR.  O wAiT DaS BrIaNnE tOo. NeVeRmInD. I'M NOT DEAF. U hAd ThE dEsEaSe FiRsT.  So ItS cOnTaGeOuS.  HA!  C-Ya LaTaZ.
ElAiNe - DONKEY'S RULE.  DeY r WaY bEtTeR dEn HoRsEs!!!  O YeAh Ur NaMe Is SHEBA-DaMmIt-DoRk-FaT aNd SaSsY.WeLlZ hOpE tO c U ArOuNd.  I wIsH u WeRe GoIn To MHS nEx YeA.
NiChOlE bOnD - HeY b.Os.S.  HeE hEe.  WeLlZ ThAnX fO bEiN a Gr8 FreNd AnD Fo HeLpIn Me OuT.  HeE hEe Ur KiNdA sKaRy At TiMeS. Ha Ha.  YoUr AlSo WeIrD tOo. WeLlZ c-Ya aRoUnD!!!
CaRrIsSa - HeY CoUz. U StInKeR u RaReLy EvEn PlAyEd WiT oWa TeAm... WaSsUp WiT dAT??? No U hAvE tO pLaY wIT dA stInKin BuLlS TeAm... No oFFeNcE fO doSe On Da BuLlS.
MsC gOlD g88 TeAm - HeY mY hOmIeS!!! We HaD a Gr8 tImE aT rEgIoNaLs EvEn ThOuGh We DiDn'T dO So GoOd!!! AnYoNe WaNt SoMe ChI-ChI-DaNgO??? HeE hEe.
Go BaCk HoMe
CaRlY aKa BuTt HeAd-  HeE hEe.  WeLlZ u sO PuNaHoU i SwEaR. U sHoUlD sErIoUsLy ThInK Of SoMe OtHeR cOmEbAcKs...CaUsE "hEy" AiN't CuTtIn iT eVeN ThOuGh I uSe It ToO.  HeE hEe. 
ChArEnE- PeArL cTiY- BiG nOsE - SqUaRe FeEt.  HeE hEe.  WelLz Ur So PeArL cItY lIkE.  HeE heE. WeLlZ bYe.