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The Life and
Times of Ashley

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby!"

--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

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The few people who visit my small spot on this vast planet known as the internet will not gain the secret of life, the cure to world hunger or a even a fashion lecture on the pros and cons of platform shoes. Instead, for a few clicks, you will see how the world looks through my eyes and you might smile. You may glance at a picture and remember a day or a place or a conversation. You may grimace at who you have your arm around or what your hair looked like. No matter what your feelings, you can't deny that life was good then and you are a little bit wiser now by looking back and remembering it.